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I've just gone goatee (although I'm thinking of turning it into an Imperial). Does this mean I get a reduction in my fees?
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I've just gone goatee (although I'm thinking of turning it into an Imperial). Does this mean I get a reduction in my fees?




You going with Napoleon III Imperial?


This pic is a bit off as it has Goatee w/Tash labelled as a Van Dyke.
Van Dyke is similar, but has a break in the hair at the sides of the mouth.



The People's Republic of Clogher
Probably more Frank Zappa.

I'll need to grow it out a bit first, though. Watch this space!

EDIT - I might even go with a 'tasche. My dad, for years, looked like Peter Wyngarde from Department S. It's the only thing about him I aspired to...



Van Dyke is coming along nicely. Had another close-shave earlier to define the lines... looking good now it's filled out another week.





Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
The only facial I ever had was Dirty Sanchez!

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The only facial I ever had was Dirty Sanchez!

I have seen a picture of you with some facial hair... I think you have a hard time growing it.. since you are still so young looking.



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
I have seen a picture of you with some facial hair... I think you have a hard time growing it.. since you are still so young looking.
Yeah, the problem is only with facial hair, though.








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If I would grow one I would have a nice gray beard.


However in my guise as a woman, I would not be able to do it.


Oh, well!