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OH OH! I will take Pippin!
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No question about it. Sauron. He’s the most malevolent looking character in middle earth.



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I would want to be an elf and since the role of Legolas was already taken.........
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Originally Posted by birdygyrl


I would want to be an.........
That's just how i picture you
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I'd rather of taken Anglo-saxon literature under Tolkien at Oxford, but if I was a charachter in the movies...hmmmm I do not know. Eowyn's already taken, or I would so be her. If I can't be Eowyn I think I would enjoy working off-screen, in the costume department or something.
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Gollum. Such a nice thong setup he's got going on there...




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Aragorn I shall be
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" I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, whe we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. May and hour of wolves and shattered shields before the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we Fight! For all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand men of the west!!"
-Aragorn: The Lord of the Rings the Return of the King



I'll be a CGI orc at the battle of Minis Tirith.
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How nerverackingly creative



Originally Posted by Holden Pike
I'll be a CGI orc at the battle of Minis Tirith.
Ah...so you're the one playing my romantic love interest. I'm the Orc with the flowery sun dress and demure disposition.
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I'd either be Boggo The Used Horse Trader Of Rohan (catchphrase - "Your Kingdom for my Horse"), or Legless the tipsy Elf...
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I'd be Eomer! that dude kicks @$$. just think about it: He's going to be a king, He has loyal troops that will follow him anywhere, and he is good on a horse with a spear and sword. He is the ultimate, non-dunedian fighter and he's loyal. I would be that crazy dude.
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