What would Jesus Drive?

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's more mean spirited.

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+1

He'd probably drive something like this:

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Is the facepalm for giving HK a plus 1 for the best comment on the thread, or for saying Jesus would drive the pope mobile. According to Catholics he already is.

Why would he drive it? Wouldn't he just ride in it? Jesus is a hell of a lot more important than the Pope.

For discretion he would probably drive the most popular car that exists in the country that he is visiting.

You think Catholics believe the Pope is Jesus?

"You have chosen...wisely."

That's the thing. Jesus wouldn't drive a car. His disciples would take him where he needs to go. He always hung out with his followers. So they could report everything he said.

linespalsy wins this thread and you all missed it. Besides, in Soviet America, Jesus drives you.

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TBF, the man himself would probably be horrified by what's been done in his name.

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As someone supposedly concerned with 'saving' the planet, humanity, etc, maybe he'd go back to his roots

My EXPLOSIVE post about how there is no free will over in the Atheism Automatically Disqualifies Free Will thread is far more important than this silly thread about Jesus.

This is why we need neg rep, although I wouldn't have done it someone would have.

This is a far better thread than that stuff about free will.

Then Yoda is in trouble for banning Him.

When he returns, will the Christians recognize him? Will they reject the message because he is not saying what they want him to? Will they brand him the Antichrist and accept the real Antichrist as their Messiah?

Well, why do you think Powderfinger was trying to get Movie Forums in trouble by reporting it to some government agency in Australia? He was seeking God-like revenge. He was attempting to kill us all! All of us. And our animals.

If he'd come back, they'd probably have locked him away in a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.

He was? Idiot.