We have a mouse.

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Those traps won't work... I've been training my minions.

Are you gonna post a mouse picture for every time you watched Young Guns today?

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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

Another of my training regimes...

I posted that GIF in the Pretend You're Exercising MoFo Gym.

I think it's sad.

It's how I get my Mini-Rodents ready to invade you homes so they can lay their eggs in your ear when you sleep.

I've had worse in my ears.

Well, you would think it's worse.

The rodent behind the Coke bottle is a hamster.

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Oh, is it? I was distracted by the Coke.

Can anyone turn that weightlifting mouse into an avatar gif?

I've tried but it appears I can't do it.

I'll try. Be on the lookout for it in your profile comments if I can get it to work.

Looks good, Rodent.

That's wicked.

Minions, rise!!!

We have a few mice but they're usually dead by we see them. We have half a dozen cats and most of them insist on bringing their mice carcasses inside before eating them.

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You will find that if you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see.
Iroh

I've done that too! I pinned it against the skirting board then didn't know what to do so kept on leaning on the broom till it got squished

Grab them by the tail... most of them have a tough time getting away if you hold them up like that.


Then you can fling them like bola and even play conkers with them.

What the hell is Conkers?

And what the hell is bola?