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If you watch 127 hours backwards its about disabled man who gets a new arm , and takes up mountain biking.



If you watch Superman The Movie backwards it's about an Alien who turns time the wrong way and causes a disaster.



If you watch Unbreakable backwards it's about a guy with super powers who gives up fighting crime to rehabilitate a super villain until he becomes a successful art dealer.



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If you watch "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" backwards..............Ok I've totally confused myself now



^^ If you watch Benjamin Button backwards, it's about a guy who goes after little girls when he's old.



If you watch Independence Day backwards... it's about Aliens who come to a devastated Earth, fix everything for us, and then go home.



If you watch i, Robot backwards it's about a guy and a robot who come to distrust each other after fixing some bad robots.



If you watch RoboCop backwards, it's about a Cyborg who gets a chance at life... like Bicentennial Man.

On the other hand... watching Bicentennial Man backwards is like watching RoboCop forwards.



"Hey Look it's Masterman"
If you watch LOST backwards you realize it's the same thing as if you would watch if forward.



If you watch Young Guns backwards, you're probably The Rodent. He's done it 837 times already just for kicks.



If you watch American Beauty backwards, it's about a dead guy (Kevin Spacey) who comes back to life as a zombie and turns his slutty real estate wife into a repressed neurotic, breaks up his daughter's relationship with the boy across the street, makes the boy an obsessed weirdo who can only videotape his daughter from across the street, puts the boy's openly gay father back into the closet, works for a fast food joint but then gets a better job as an advertising executive all while a high school nympho tries to get over him by seducing him less and less.



"Hey Look it's Masterman"
If you watch "Batman And Robin" backwards, it's still sh**.



If you watch Transamerica backwards, a male-to-female transsexual named Bree kicks her gay porn star son out of her house, then gets a reverse sex change and turns back into a man, then drives to his parents' house (in full drag) and meets up with his son again, then the two of them make a cross country road trip together, where at one point they encounter a stoner who gives Bree a purse filled with hormones which he doesn't need anymore. Bree and his son make it to the other side of the country. Bree becomes brain damaged or at least has amnesia because he forgets that he even had a son and the son disappears. Bree then gets two jobs - the first as a cook/waitress in a Mexican restaurant, the second as a telephone salesman. The movie ends with a video of Bree's featuring a transsexual, which makes us assume that Bree must be thinking about turning back into a woman again.



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If you watch Taxi Driver backwards, its about a simple taxi driver who murders three members of a crime gang in order to get closer to a child prostitute, eventually leaving her for another he meets at a porn film, before leaving her as well when finding out she works for a political campaign. He eventually loses his job and ends the film unemployed, yet surprisingly sane.
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