The Baker's Dozen Anything Game Thread

Out in God's Country

12-13-23

13 Dad Jokes:

1. "Dad! I'm hungry!" - "Hello, Hungry, I'm Dad!"
2. "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."
3. "Farewell, boiling water! You will be mist."
4. "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
5. "Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a weasel? He fell asleep on the train tracks and didn't hear the weasel."
6. "I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It's the least I could do for him."
7. "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?" - "Poof! you're a sandwich!"
8. A guy walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"
9. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!"
10. "What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter."
11. I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

Holden Pike

One Ornery Sumbitch

12-14-23

13 Dad Jokes:

1. "Dad! I'm hungry!" - "Hello, Hungry, I'm Dad!"
2. "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."
3. "Farewell, boiling water! You will be mist."
4. "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
5. "Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a weasel? He fell asleep on the train tracks and didn't hear the weasel."
6. "I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It's the least I could do for him."
7. "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?" - "Poof! you're a sandwich!"
8. A guy walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"
9. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!"
10. "What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter."
11. "I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any."
12. "What note do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Miner."

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Wigram

Don't Blink!

12-14-23

13 Dad Jokes:

1. "Dad! I'm hungry!" - "Hello, Hungry, I'm Dad!"
2. "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."
3. "Farewell, boiling water! You will be mist."
4. "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
5. "Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a weasel? He fell asleep on the train tracks and didn't hear the weasel."
6. "I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It's the least I could do for him."
7. "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?" - "Poof! you're a sandwich!"
8. A guy walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"
9. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!"
10. "What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter."
11. "I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any."
12. "What note do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Miner."
13. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "Son, I don't they'll fit me."

Open floor!

Claireofthemoon

Social caterpillar

12-14-23

13 Celebrities Whose Birthdays Are in December:

1. Sissy Spacek - December 25, 1949
2. Jeff Bridges - Dec. 4, 1949
3. Anthony Hopkins - Dec. 31, 1937 (85 years old)
4. Taylor Swift - December 13, 1989
5. Julianne Moore - December 3,1960

Holden Pike

One Ornery Sumbitch

12-14-23

Since Claire is continuing a completed thread from the previous page...

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)

Mesmerized

Ghouls, vampires, werewolves... let's party.

12-14-23

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)
2. Kirstie Alley - December 5, 2022 (age 71)

John Dumbear

Out in God's Country

12-14-23

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December :

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)
2. Kirstie Alley - December 5, 2022 (age 71)
3. James Brown - December 25, 2006

Mesmerized

Ghouls, vampires, werewolves... let's party.

12-14-23

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December :

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)
2. Kirstie Alley - December 5, 2022 (age 71)
3. James Brown - December 25, 2006
4. Dennis Wilson - December 28, 1983 (39)

Holden Pike

One Ornery Sumbitch

12-14-23

Wigram

Don't Blink!

12-15-23

Hey Fredrick

Registered User

12-15-23

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)
2. Kirstie Alley - December 5, 2022 (age 71)
3. James Brown - December 25, 2006 (age 73)
4. Dennis Wilson - December 28, 1983 (age 39)
5. Dean Martin - December 25, 1995 (age 78)
6. Andre Braugher - December 11, 2023 (age 61)
7. Brittany Murphy - December 20, 2009 (age 32)

Wigram

Don't Blink!

12-15-23

Mesmerized

Ghouls, vampires, werewolves... let's party.

12-15-23

13 Celebrities Who Died in the Month of December

1. Walt Disney - December 15, 1966 (age 65)
2. Kirstie Alley - December 5, 2022 (age 71)
3. James Brown - December 25, 2006 (age 73)
4. Dennis Wilson - December 28, 1983 (age 39)
5. Dean Martin - December 25, 1995 (age 78)
6. Andre Braugher - December 11, 2023 (age 61)
7. Brittany Murphy - December 20, 2009 (age 32)
8. Carl Sagan - December 20, 1996 (aged 62)
9. Ryan O'Neal - December 8, 2023 (age 82)

Holden Pike

One Ornery Sumbitch

12-15-23

John Dumbear