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Not With My Wife, You Don't! (1966)


Another film from this era that I never heard of.

Kind of weird in a lot of ways. It's a comedy about a love triangle between 2 Air Force buddies who both fall in love with the same nurse. One marries her, but sparks are still there for the other man.

Most of the time it seems a pretty mainstream comedy, but in a few various moments it veers into almost Airplane! (1980) - level silliness.

It's those tangents that make you start to wonder what kind of film is this? Romantic comedy, mainstream comedy, military comedy, suggestive comedy or stupid-zany-weird comedy?

It's a little bit of all of those, yet never really reaches beyond providing a few chuckles.

It's fascinating how the studios always seemed to be trying to find a partner for Tony Curtis. Teaming him up with George C. Scott was among the most offbeat of those pairings yet.



Virna Lisi (whom I was unfamiliar with) is captivating.



The movie has a few very engaging sequences, yet overall, combining the plot, pacing and performances, it felt like a bit of a chore to sit through (but worth watching if you're into the 60's nostalgia).




I forgot the opening line.

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Jerry Maguire - (1996)

You have to let yourself go sometimes, and not be too cynical - Jerry Maguire is based on a variety of different experiences, and a desire to shake free of cynicism and embrace the real and the human beings we interact with when we do our jobs. They can easily become just statistics. Tom Cruise has a remarkable ability to project an image of normalcy - nobody else would have been able to withstand who he really is, and in Jerry Maguire he plays the title character - in career freefall after a moment of self-disgust born from his own cynical trajectory, and in doing so inspires co-worker Dorothy Boyd (Renée Zellweger) and client Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) to stick with him through repeated failures, mess-ups, self-doubt and bad luck. He's an agent - to high paid sports stars, and goes through the kind of awakening you get when you realise how unhealthy a purely cynical life really is. Amazing performances all-round here, and it came so, so close to getting a higher score - I loved the glimpses of real vulnerability we see throughout regarding Maguire, and his evolution from dog eat dog businessman to friend, husband and believer.

7/10


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Arrebato - (1979)

Our relationship with the screen, and via that connective tissue the camera, is a complex one when it comes to the human mind and recorded images - and swirling through all of that, becoming part of the puzzle in Arrebato, is the constant presence of drug use and addiction. This film reached into my subconscious and worked it's way into my dreams. Full review here, in my watchlist thread.

8/10


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Sherman's March - (1985)

Oh the irony of looking forward to watching Sherman's March because you're interested in Civil War history - not that this documentary isn't more fulfilling and humanistic by being famously sidetracked by one man and his personal crisis of confidence. I love that Ross McElwee was drawn to the living and colourful - full review here, in my watchlist thread.

9/10
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Jerry Maguire - (1996)

...Amazing performances all-round here, and it came so, so close to getting a higher score - I loved the glimpses of real vulnerability we see throughout regarding Maguire, and his evolution from dog eat dog businessman to friend, husband and believer.

7/10
I was hoping someone would post a quick review on this after I watched it for the first time last week. I gave it a 6/10, because that evolution you mentioned just felt so rushed and shallow to me (despite the movie being pretty lengthy).



Demonlover (2002)
dir. Olivier Assayas



DEMONLOVER teeters on the precipice of greatness, largely attributable to its evocative Y2K aesthetics. The interplay of reflections in glass and the tactile allure of film grain imbue the work with a meticulously orchestrated yet ostensibly chaotic visual panache. This aesthetic, while compelling, constitutes the film’s primary offering. Regrettably, it lacks a substantive exploration of spatial dynamics, a deficiency symptomatic of its epoch. Barring the esoteric arthouse exceptions, films of this era succumb to a frenetic pace that precludes contemplative analysis, with auteurs like Johnnie To being notable outliers.

The transition from 2D anime to 3D animation within the film metaphorically signifies the end of one era and the advent of another. The kitsch aesthetic of 3D, inferior to its 2D predecessor, mirrors the film’s superficial moralizing and facile interrogatives. One might argue that 3D’s proximity to reality parallels the contemporary penchant for rendering brutal fantasies with verisimilitude, as opposed to the discernible artifice of 2D, which facilitates a clearer demarcation between reality and fantasy.

A principal critique of DEMONLOVER lies in its narrative, which intermittently subsumes the stylistic elements, occasionally corrupting them with superfluous inquiries better suited to sociological discourse than cinematic critique. The film is replete with banal, anachronistic musings on sexuality, pornography, domination, and power - concerns emblematic of millennial anxieties manifesting as an inescapable nightmare. Yet, this nightmare lacks the requisite surrealism or terror to be truly effective.

If the film purports to comment on desensitization to sexual violence (a premise I find dubious), it fails, as reliance on shock value invariably alienates a segment of the audience. While one might contend that the film’s depiction of desensitized characters serves as a meta-commentary, I reject the notion that cinema should engage in such didacticism. The purported horror and disturbance pale in comparison to the visceral dread evoked by characters like Frank in BLUE VELVET, who, despite his limitations, exudes an inextricable sense of menace.

Ultimately, the film’s conclusion undermines its potential. Whether interpreted as a didactic denouement or a B-movie wink to mainstream audiences, it detracts from the film’s gravitas. Assayas’ stylistic ambitions would be better served by emulating the alienation found in Hisayasu Sato’s finest works or the profound existentialism of superior Tech Noirs. Unfortunately, Assayas’ attempt to cater to a broad audience results in a diluted experience that satisfies no one but himself. This self-indulgence, while perhaps befitting an auteur, renders the film’s serious inquiries misguided, trivial, or outright absurd. Transcendence is nowhere to be found.

Nonetheless, I afford Assayas a degree of leniency. The torment of losing Maggie Cheung could indeed drive one to the brink of insanity.

3/10 (Passable)
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
dir. John Hughes



The last from Yoda's Top 10 I still hadn't seen.

A mediocre, unfunny American road movie buddy comedy on friendship and then the last 10 (5?) minutes happen that are great and elevate the whole thing a little bit. The moment Steve Martin (and the viewer at the same time) realizes
WARNING: spoilers below
Candy's wife is dead is almost moving; the confirmation from Candy after Martin returns to him is almost unnecessary - this would've worked much better without that blatant confirmation, as the moment before was so good at making it obvious without stating it verbatim! When they both enter the house, we're supposed to be happy because there's the wife and kids that Martin finally got back to after such a long, annoying journey. And yes, it kinda works, but it's mostly in seeing his wife who has a weird, almost holy aura of hearth and home around her. The takeaway of the film is IMO that even if something is frustrating and insufferable, you can still get something positive out of it (like a good friend).


I like the takeaway and the message, but as is also the case with another Steve Martin film with a nice message that I'm not a fan of (PARENTHOOD), while I think the "what the film talks about" is good, the "how it does it" just isn't, or to be a little bit more lenient, the how just isn't anything special. Somebody like Yoji Yamada could improve the how in both, making them masterpieces, but lesser directors like Ron Howard or John Hughes just don't have that in them. Yet another proof that just a good message isn't enough to make a good film. You also need to make it good cinematically. I don't know, like Wellman in FRISCO JENNY, for example. That being said, PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES isn't a bad film or anything. Just a watchable film I don't care about, with merely the last 5 minutes constituting something I'm not indifferent to.

2/10 (Tolerable)



Jawbone (2017)

An impressive low key film about an ex youth champion boxer that has fallen on hard times due to isolation and alcohol abuse. The death of his mother leaves him rudderless and homeless so he decides that he'll approach his old boxing club trainers (superbly played by Ray Winstone and Michael Smiley) to ask for the umpteenth chance to redeem himself. And he does. Johnny Harris is exceptional in this and portrays the haunted Jimmy so believably.




Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023) Andrew Bowser's performance is the worst thing about this. I found his voice and mannerisms too over the top and annoying. The other actors were decent. This isn't funny though and it goes on for far too long. They could have easily cut 30 minutes out of this. There were a couple fun moments though, but not enough to justify the length.







2nd Rewatch...My second favorite Melissa McCarthy movie, behind Spy, under the direction of her hubby Ben Falcone, McCarthy chews the scenery as Michelle Darnell, a female version of Donald Trump who gets arrested for insider trading and loses everything. Upon her release, she invades the life of her former assistant (Kristen Bell) and her pre-teen daughter and decides to claw her way back to the top by selling her assistants homemade brownies like girl scout cookies. Falcone, Bell, and just about everyone else involved in this project just gets out of McCarthy's way as she tears through this story like tissue paper making it so much funnier than it really is. The only actor McCarthy doesn't blow off the screen is the always brilliant Peter Dinklage as her business rival and former lover. You gotta love that girl on girl rumble shot in slo-mo.






Umpteenth Rewatch....This somewhat cheesy popcorn movie about aliens invading our planet remains somewhat watchable after all these years. For 1996, some of the visual effects are decent, but I still think some the casting is kind of strange. Bill Pullman as the POTUS? Judd Hirsch as Jeff Goldblum's father? And clearly, Will Smith's role was written for someone else because the name of his character is Stephen Hiller. There are maybe five black men on the entire planet named Stephen. Randy Quaid is fun as a crop duster who believes he was sexually molested by aliens a decade before the movie started. There's something oddly riveting about this movie that, if I'm channel surfing and run into it, I will watch.







1st Rewatch...This blah romantic drama completely redefines the phrase "hopelessly dated." The 2006 film stars Sanaa Lathan as Kenya McQueen, a corporate accountant who falls in love with Brian (Simon Baker), the contractor that she hired to re-do her patio/garden and the problems that arise because she's black and he's white. I don't know, interracial romance is such a non-issue these days that it's hard to take this movie seriously, it feels so forced and affected. There's a scene at a party at Kenya's house where one of her friends actually says "the white guy is nice." Seriously? The last time this issue was addressed onscreen that I recall was Guess Who with the late Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher, but that was a comedy. It's a suitable issue to center a comedy around, but not a drama. Alfre Woodard is fun as Kenya's racist mother though.



@Mr Minio has only just watched planes, trains and automobiles.

im not sure if it was this fact that made me laugh, or the fact that he marked it "2/10 passable".



im not sure if it was this fact that made me laugh, or the fact that he marked it "2/10 passable".
Nobody's seen everything. I still haven't seen some of the more mainstream classics like The Truman Show or The Day of the Jackal, for example. And say hello to my new rating system.



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@Mr Minio has only just watched planes, trains and automobiles.

im not sure if it was this fact that made me laugh, or the fact that he marked it "2/10 passable".
Why is that funny? I only seen The Godfather & The Wizard of Oz just a few years ago. One has to select what they watch, I haven't seen a single thing on your top 10 profile yet



Why is that funny? I only seen The Godfather & The Wizard of Oz just a few years ago. One has to select what they watch, I haven't seen a single thing on your top 10 profile yet
You have!

Pyscho
Blade Runner
Bridge on the River Kwai

I still think it's funny he hadn't seen it.



I don't know, interracial romance is such a non-issue these days that it's hard to take this movie seriously, it feels so forced and affected.
I have multiple neighbors who frequently vocalize their displeasure with the fact that there's a woman on our street who is dating "a colored guy". Another neighbor has a grandson who is mixed race, and I would get banned for typing out what he calls that child. So, sadly, it's not a non-issue in many places. I do think it's largely been normalized in popular media, which is maybe why it feels odd seeing it as the central conflict of a Hollywood movie.

But subject matter of the film aside, I watched it around when it came out (I saw a trailer for it in front of another movie I was seeing at the theater) and was really taken with what I saw. Lathan in particular really seemed to sparkle, and I was fond of the rest of the cast. But then the movie itself was pretty underwhelming. It just lacked moxie.





Hoard

Watching this movie - particularly watching it in the theater - is a bewitching experience.

It marks the feature directing debut of Luna Carmoon, and the feature acting debut of English-Spanish actor Saura Lightfoot-Leon in the main role. I really look forward to whatever they do next.

There's something slightly macabre - but very relatable - to the story of a young girl brought up by a hoarding mom and separated from her at an early age; as a teenage, she embarks on a sort of affair with a foster sibling.

It's the kind of story that doesn't rely so much on mere plot devices as much as it does at evoking a certain kind of feeling, a moodiness, a state of mind. And that's the part where the movie really excels (the performances are also all top-notch).

If you want something that's definitely offbeat and unforgettable, check out Hoard.




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I had hoped a 2nd viewing of the new Tim Burton film would make me either appreciate it a bit more or confirm that my initial reaction just wasn't a fluke.

Spoiler alert: it wasn't!

This is, unfortunately, a movie that absolutely falls flat on a repeat viewing, with the comedy being barely funny and way too many ideas and characters thrown into the mix for no good reason.

What makes that particularly disappointing is that I still really, really like nearly all of the lead actors here, and it IS kind of nice to see them on the big screen (particularly Winona, who hadn't appeared on the big screen for quite a while).

And yet the strangest thing is feeling that Keaton's performance somehow doesn't quite feel the same as his first turn as Betelgeuse. It's odd, but this one feels more like watching Christopher Lloyd doing an impression of Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse. Go figure!

All the same, it seems like this one will be kind of a big hit for WB, so it shouldn't be surprised anyone if a 3rd movie is announced soon. You can also bet your bottom dollar it will be called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.



I forgot the opening line.

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Catching Milat - (2015)

When Wolf Creek came out in 2005 it was very easy for all Australians to see that the character John Jarratt was playing - Mick Taylor - was Ivan Milat. As hard as it is for serial killers in this day and age to abduct and murder without being caught, Australia's sheer size and the habit backpackers have of hitching rides makes it easy for tourists to disappear without a trace. We'll never know how many young men and women Ivan Milat picked up, tortured, murdered and dumped out there (at least 16), but the NSW police got him for seven - enough to put him away for life. Malcolm Kennard makes him look pretty crazy (I think it's the eyes), but it does a pretty good job of giving us an impression of the very ocker Milat family - gun loving, and rough. The police procedural segment of this ruffled a few feathers because it basically has one detective pick up on all the clues - but that's just the way these things roll. You can't make a drama with each new find, idea and action pushed forward by someone new the audience doesn't know. It's functional and interesting - compelling in a way most TV productions tend to be. Ivan Milat had been known to pick up foreign hitch-hikers, tie them up and rape them - and a British guy who escaped ended up being the catalyst for his eventual rise up the charts to a person of interest. When the police came knocking, they found a whole treasure trove of items he'd taken from his victims. Not the wisest course of action if you're a serial killer who wants to avoid prosecution - stealing everything from your victims. When he became determined for the High Court of Australia to re-hear his case on appeal, he tried to send the court one of his fingers, which he cut off with a plastic knife. I'm sure that made more sense in this man's mind at the time, but personally, I doubt that's how criminal appeals work.

Anyway, watching this really drives home the point that there's nothing more terrifying than being abducted by a malicious, cruel serial killer when you're hundreds and hundreds of miles from any semblance of human habitation - alone, and without much hope. Especially, I'm guessing, if you're in a country foreign to you. Years after the nation digested Milat, and also dealt with a few other cases of backpacker hitchhikers being abducted and going missing, Wolf Creek came out, with Mick Taylor modelled on Ivan himself.

6/10