Why Elizabeth Olsen is the Absolute Worst

Here is a picture of Elizabeth Olsen. You probably think she's pretty cool, right?





So did I. Time for the truth. She's not one of the Olsen twins. All that amazing work you think she did? Well, she's only done about half of it. And she does NOT have super powers in real life. Yeah, that Scarlet Witch thing is just special effects. Truth is, I am just checking to see if XSookieStackhouse is awake. But don't don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

hey hey how dare you saying elizabeth olsen is worst -.- shes not worst. shes an amazing great actress who does amazing work in her movies and tv shows. i dont like haters -.- i hate when people saying mean stuff to my favorite actresses

'Martha Marcy May Marlene' is one of the most underrated films in recent years. Lizzy Olsen is fabulous in it.

Ah, so you were awake! Gotcha!

its 8:47pm tuesday night here

As soon as I saw that thread title I knew Sookie would be on the warpath lol.

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Yeah, I goofed there. I was going for lighthearted s**tposting here. I think Elizabeth Olson is great.



You can count on me to screw up a joke.



Might be a good idea to delete the thread.

Dont think you need to do that. Just make it clear to sookie et al that it was just a joke.

There's 15 seconds of my life I won't get back!

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After he says "I don't even know who you are" I really want him to go "...Mary Kate? One of the other ones? I can't tell you guys apart."

I'm guessing people skills aren't your fortay,

BTW, good opportunity for me to say how much I love seeing the different Elizabeth Olsen avatars Sookie has I haven't seen her in much but she's sure pretty.

Wait. Which "Olsen" twin is she again?

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She's the one that's married to Merlin?

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I think most of us got the joke, but Sookie can misinterpret it’s meaning for a reason.

Funny thread.

Poor Sookie! Corax got their attention quickly.

Oh yeah @xSookieStackhouse I saw this in a Previews catalog. It's a catalog your local comic book store may have. I saw it and thought of you.

I thought she was just one of the twins until 24 hours ago.

I will take this opportunity to say I disagree with about 80% of the casting in the MCU.

Including Elizabeth Olsen. Although she's totally fine looking (on the gorgeous side at that!), she never said Scarlet Witch to me. Wanda was kind of a big girl in the comics: tall and zoftig (but then that's about 99% of super-heroines) with a very unique pile of auburn hair on top.

Maybe Sookie can clear this up for me: I really liked how Wanda started out with an Eastern European accent in her first MCU appearances (and I admit I haven't seen all the movies) - that part was true to the comics as she and her brother were immigrants. But in clips from more recent movies I've seen it sounds like she no longer has the accent? Is this the case, and if so, why?

Haha, I did not know she wasn't one of the twins 😅


Anyways, Scarlett can kick her ass any day.

The twins look like scarecrows these days.

At least Elizabeth looks healthy.