Quote of the Day

All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.

Benjamin Franklin

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

"You pick your friends by personality, and your socks by their color. Picking your socks by personality is just silly, and picking your friends by color is unthinkable."

~ Anonymous

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"It's not the destination, but the things you learn on the way there"

"The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...its also the reason they hate birds."

- KC Buffington

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"- Yogi Berra

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

"Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your hand give in proportion to your purse."

- George Washington

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."

~Harmon Killebrew

Happy Father's Day!

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

Homer: Dad, are you okay to drive at night?
Grandpa: IT'S NIGHT?

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!

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Comment is free but facts are sacred

I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait 'til oil and coal run out before we tackle that. ~ Thomas Edison

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"And to think we created the monster, crawling in and walking out of us." -Darkest Hour

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!

"Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges."

- Bob Dylan

"I always wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

~ Lily Tomlin

If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.

- Anonymous

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

~Douglas Yates

"Happiness is whatever you don't have"

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"My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay."

- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make. ~ Jane Goodall

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous

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