Female Song Tournament.

Right before my commentary with "Dorothy Michaels." You're the worst drag act I've ever encountered, Sexy.

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I don't even remember saying all that. I was drunk. Haven't you noticed I've been drinking a lot of Miller lately?

Oh, Miss Vicky, you don't know anything about drag queens. They scare you.

I said you're a drag act, not a queen. You're completely undeserving of such a title.

I never claimed to be a drag queen!

Dorothy looks a little bit like Dustin Hoffman.

Count me in.

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"Yes, citizen, there is no cause for alarm -- you may return to your harpsichord."

Yes, I do, don't I?

When do we start nominating songs? Tomorrow? I don't think everyone who'd like to play has signed up, yet. I just know things like that sometimes. Women's intuition. ESP.

I thought that was PMS?

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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

That's what Miss Vicky has.

I don't have PMS. I'm just a bitch, but you're bitchier. You're the real Resident Bitch. You don't want to see me when I actually have PMS.

Well, then why are you trying to steal my title, you phoney?

She's a goddess. I actually was thinking of nominating Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves or Bang Bang.

YAY! More love for Cher!

I am actually changing my mind. I don't want to do the tournament now. Consider me out.

What the...

You heard me!

Here are some songs I was thinking about nominating, though, in case any of you beautiful people need any ideas. You can steal these.

Respect just annoys me.

I'm not convinced SC is yet.

OK, I say we void all these choices.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.