Chav?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007

Maybe more a UK thing, but last year was the year of the Chav over here

How you rank?

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Well, I'm 38% chavvy. And yes, it is more of a UK thing.

30% Chav-tacular.

I consider myself far more fetch.

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43%! Huh? What? What is Chavvy?

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r66-The member who always asks WHY?

61%... not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing...

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In your case Cait', it should be a good thing!

40% chav
I'll sleep better knowing that.

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

28% Chavy...

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Chav is definatly a UK thing and it is definatly NOT a good thing. Apparently the whole 'Chav' phenomena has only just spreak nationwide, but its been existing in the home of Chav, Essex, where i hail from for the last 5 years or so. Basically, a Chav is a Young man, who dresses mostly in Kappa/Adidas/Nike or Elissee sports clothing, wearing tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks. Most likely will be wearing a baseball cap or sorts on his head, normally a Burberry one and will drive a modded up (modified) car, either a Ford Escort, Ford KA or a Nova. They are usually racist, homophobic, sexist and violent to boot. Lovely chaps, good giggles they are.....

Here are some fine specimens-


And here is their favoured mode of transport-

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Irish chavs go by the name of Spideys (or Spides) though not me 'cos I come in at 11%.

You can also name your chav baby here.

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

That's what "Chav" is?

A ricer w/ a dress-down habit that costs more than the near-top shelf of my wardrobe?


Kinda like sticking M&Ms to your face and telling people you have Polynesian Chicken Pox, don't you think?

Heck, you can even make your own.

That is hilarious!

Blib got most their features down but he forgot:
Bling- cheap jewellery painted gold, soveriegn rings and medallions
Their inability to shave hence have a very childish tash
Hair heavily 'spider' gelled
They cant speak Standard English and 'mate' 'mush' 'innit' and 'safe' feature strongly in their limited lexis.
normal chav sentence:
'aight mush innit, that is well safe, innit mate, lets mug some old people mush innit safe'
They like to hang around bus stops at night (but not past 8pm cuz then it's their bedtime)
Its unlikely you'll see one in higher education

http://www.chavscum.com
Basically they are scum
.....and i got 50% on the test

I'd give them about 30 minutes in 'Nawlins…

hmmm.. I am 49% chav.

That quiz is well harsh! There was nothing wrong with Happy Eater or Little Chef, I used to love those as a kid (and I'm fairly sure that was before chavs had been invented...) and I really think dinner/tea grandma/nan is more of a geographical thing than a chav thing. I scored 28%. I admit to having bought second class stamps...

I think the American equivalent is known as 'trailer trash'. If Britney was British, she'd be called a chav, probably. It's the kind of people who think their mobile phone ringtones are music that everyone on the bus wants to hear, they wear tracksuits and gold chains (from Argos) and someone in their family has been on a show like Jeremy Kyle (US equivalent Jerry Springer etc.). It does not matter how much money a chav has, if they are a footballer or pop star (see Kerry Katona), they will just wear expensive tracksuits and get diamond-encrusted mobile phones and real Burberry instead of market knock-offs.

Damn! In the USA I'm middle class, In the UK I'm 1/2 white trash!

I couldn't understand what that had to do with being a chav either - that's definately a North/South thing. Also the pudding/dessert , sofa/settee, loo/toilet thing

that's how posh we are over here see