Movie Posters with Awful or Ironic Taglines.

The writing was on the wall with these gems...




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"Yes, citizen, there is no cause for alarm -- you may return to your harpsichord."

I win

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Fear and Loathing in MoFo... The Gunslinger 45's Top 50 Favorite Films

In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's reviews

"The almost-human nobility of the porpoise..." - Robin, the Boy Wonder

Okay, plus rep for making a Batman movie reference! Well played!

I can see you're a most upstanding citizen, gunslinger!

"The system gave him a raw deal"

"Nobody gives him a raw deal"

Poster for Raw Deal

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The one for Aliens vs. Predator which laughably read "whoever wins, we lose".

Frankly, I don't see what's so wrong with these. The only one I kinda find funny is the Star Trek V one.

There's a few of these threads already, so I'll just go with the same two I usually do.

Volcano - The Coast Is Toast


Ratman - The Critter From The Shitter

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

'The Critter from the Shitter'

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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

Who'd of thunk this was a Jaws ripoff?

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

...trained a dolphin to kill the president....must see.

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

That tagline plus George C. Scott can only equal win.

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"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Dolphin has beautiful photography and music and is stultifyingly boring.

That's the ironic one...

What's so bad about this? This actually intrigues me. I never heard of it. Patrick Swayze as a letter writing psycho killer.

It's almost as if there's saying, "Don't watch this."

I mean, it's cheesy and looks straight-to-video, but "Don't Open The Mail" doesn't sound bad. It's like when a killer calls - like in Scream - and they say, "Don't answer the phone!"

And they shouldn't have answered the phone...