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I've got it! A teenaged doormat falls for a dorky vampire covered in fairy dust and -- get this -- the vampires don't drink blood!
Hey, wait a minute . . .
Why don't I just have my people get back to your people?
OK, OK, here it is: "My Mother the Car: End of the 6th Judgment Day". Julio Watanabe (played by Ahnold -- c'mon, he can still pass for young!), pregnant with his own clone, goes home to his native Jamaica to visit his mother, Christine the Plymouth Fury, who is still possessed by the devil ("Cat poo!"), only this time the devil is a good guy helping Julio to take down the gang of Antarctican drug dealers plotting to corner the heroin market on the Moon. Produced by Adam Sandler (of course!), directed by Michael Bay (of course!), and adapted by E.L. James from his novel.
Alright, let's do lunch.
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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Last edited by BoxOfficePoison; 03-26-17 at 12:51 AM.