Oscars Add New Category for Popular Film

I can see having a Best Big Budget and Best Low Budget award- obviously you'd have to decide big and small, but that would acknowledge the separate skills of being able to make a solid blockbuster and of creating a quality piece of art on a tiny budget.

Black Panther will win the new category. I am calling it now.

Remember that stupid, boring movie by the Cohen Brothers that won? It had a dumb title. This Is Not Your Country, Man or something like that? The Academy called it their "best" picture. Ha! It was only the 36th highest grossing movie that year! Nobody even saw it! Here are some of the movies that made more money, and therefore are clearly much better: Evan Almighty, Norbit, Ghost Rider, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Wild Hogs! The Oscar clearly should have gone to Spider-Man 3, since it made the mostest money.

Thank you, Oscar, for finally fixing this bullsh!t!