Prometheus and school in the same question? Someone's attended.
Only in Prometheus school of stupid you learn how to run in a straight line when a Space Doughnut is rolling after you.
Or that a random image of a Juggler means Aliens
Or that a super sci.fi machine tagged "for males only" will get your alien baby out... but not your uterus.
Or that a geologist who is responsible for mapping a rather straight forward area gets lost
Or that the most important discovery in the History of Mankind should always be lead by a team of Shaggys and Scoobys
Or that smoking pot inside the space suit is always such a great idea
Or that when you're in an alien environment it's such a great idea to take your Helmet off
Or that when you're in said Alien environment, it's always a good idea to rush in as fast as you can instead of surveying said environment from above
Or that you should always get depressed and drunk because the aliens are dead, instead of being happy you did indeed discovered them [or that there could always be more on the planet, as it is shown later on].
Or that a Mcguffin that dissolves the DNA from lpretty much alive and well creatures into nothingness somewhow also mutates live and well creatures into something else, but only when the script calls for it
Or that if a species has the same exact DNA as you they are aliens
Or that zapping electricity into a dead aliens' head [aka galvanism] is obviously thoroughly scientific and is taught in science class 101
Or that an alien's language from more than 2000 years ago would never change
Or that a biologist who is afraid of dead aliens is so happy to befriend a pretty much alive and clearly aggressive alien snake
Or that if the robot that doesn't follow simple orders should obviously still walk around unchecked
Or that if you so happen to just have had a C-Section you will most likely walk, jump, roll over and climb as a champ
Or that after having said C.Section, no one will even care what the hell that creature is on the other room. Let it be and grow healthy.
Yep, Prometheus School of Stupid right there.
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