Here are some of the titles for the flicks Seagal has in the works:

1) "Judge, Jury and Mass Murderer"
2) "Cain Stark: Family Annihilator"
3) "Uzi Amputation"
4) "Drive-By Bro's"
5) "Killer Monkey vs. Shotgun Joe"
6) "Triad Circus of Death"
7) "I Sever Your Spleen"
8) "Molotov Cocktail Party of Four"
9) "The Kimono Diaries"
10) "My Gangsta Ho"