The Final Debate

Nah, let's make it simple and you can just vote for Mars for real...

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But do I have to move to .au or pretend to move to .au or get my body clock off by 12 hours to be like .au or tell you all how it's snowing down here to feel like I live in .au ... in order to vote for the non-almond Mars bar?

I mean, I gotta know....

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I think the verdict is clear, Gummly...

I liked Mars bars better than Snickers. But I seem to remember that they were formed like Almond Joys, with whole almonds on top, not like the shape now. I liked the whole almond bars best.

Now that I am a grownup chocoholic, I crave dark chocolate—so dark it'll turn you into Darth Vader.

Okay. I'm sort of ashamed now.

Matt your @rse has been whooped 18 to 5. Bow down and declear a vow for snickers and we may let you die swifty...

SB, I salute you for fighting the good fight. I know that you're probobly depressed right now. But you know what makes me feel better when I'm proved wrong? A good streaking.

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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

As William Shakespeare did not write:
Pea-nuts, or no pea-nuts: that is the snickers...

As it was oft not heard sung in the sixties:
How many rocky roads must a man wolf down, before you can call him a Mars?

But truly Gracie, the good fight must be fought against Snickers.
As Winston Churchill never proclaimed:

We shall never surrender -- to bullsh*t like Snickers bars.

"Like sand throught an hourglass, so are the votes fo Snickers"

Um, what if you like the Heath bar best?

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Then you will be promptly shot.

Nooooooooooooooooooooobody expects the Candy Inquisition, our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and Surprise.

Our two chief weapons are surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency.

Amongst, our weaponry, include such elements as surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope...

etc. etc. etcetera

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Well, mine is Butterfinger. But between Snickers and the alternative...Snickers wins, hands down.

I like my reply better.


Besides, the Mars bar kicks it, yeah, the Mars Bar kicks it old school .

It's called a MARS bar. That's just gay.

Gay like a fox!




















A gay, but delicious fox.

Oh...that was so unexpected!

I vote Mars.

Still.
No change.
Damn you all.

Dam.
Like a beaver.










A gay but delicious beaver.







Oh, that so had more sexual connotations than anticipated...

I'm so very pleased.











But not in some gay, Mars Bar way, or anything.

Herod don't eat mars bars orally.

But... when I eat it in other ways... I always have trouble chewing them.