Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Huh? What's a U?

I copied you cuz I thought you said it best Spuddy.

Huh? What scenes? You mean when he said "Oh, you know me Master, I couldn't find a speeder I liked" with the same tone of voice as when he said "Why did she have to die!?" and "Not just the men, I killed women and children too" Blaaaah! What a rotten job.

At first the love story was kind of interesting cuz he says he's been in love with her for 10 years. So like what, when he was 6, 8? At first I thought that was kind of stupid but then I thought about it. Hmm.. maybe he's psychologically damaged somehow. Plus he's obsessed with Padme. This might be good. Then I couldn't figure out why she fell in love with him, maybe he was so obsessed he did the Jedi mind control thing. So then Luke and Leia were born from a lie. That would have been good! But that didn't happen and the rotten acting made me realize the whole love storyline sucked.

When I say non-nerd I mean I'm not the kind of guy who watches every episode 20 times to count the number of hairs on Yoda's head to tell my friends of the discrepancys.

Alrighty Sun, I will let you slide this time.

Christensen didn't have any range, just like sun said. If he improves for Episode III I'll back off.

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Bah. Bah bah bah. He didn't say it with anywhere near the same tone of voice. I thought his little rant on the Raiders was PERFECT. Especially the part where he said "I HATE THEM!" That was flawlessly delivered...he was crying, but completely irate...and his lip was, I think, trembling. It was very convincing, IMO. I don't care what ya'll say: he handled intensity fairly well, IMO.

I don't think so...I just think he was completely smitten. It doesn't seem completely ridiculous to me.

No way. The Jedi mind trick only works on the weak-minded, remember? And we all know her character is far from weak-minded.

I think she fell in love with him 'cause he's Mr. Hottie-Intense-Black Cape-Almost Jedi-Guy. He floated a piece of fruit across the table... what woman could resist?

Using the Force to impress a girl... the first sign of the turn to the Dark Side...

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=) I agree. The ability to levitate fruit is sexy.

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I dunno if someone already mentioned this, but there's this huge thing about how when Obi-Wan died, he dissapeared into the Force, but when Qui-Gon, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader die, they don't dissapear. My little theory is that Obi-Wan was ready to die...he basically surrendered, while the others weren't prepared to die...eh?

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Qui Gon wasnt good enough, you have to be like yoda good, and obi wan was. Maul was on the same level as Qui Gon and Vader actually did join the force

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I don't know if it's just Jedi Masters. I think there's something else there that will be revealed in Episode III. That's just my opinion, though...I do think being "ready to die" might have something to do with it.

Alright, I will. Just have me in touch with George Lucas, and we'll see if we can work something out for Episode III

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I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

I got an 8, which is Luke Skywalker.

Back to the movie.

Let me clarify that in whole, Christensen's acting wasn't all bad, but the majority of it was poorly delivered.

I got 3 that's darth maul!! Which sucks.

Did anyone catch that lame anti-smoking thing

"Hey wanna buy death sticks?"

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A 7--and I am Mace Windu, a Supreme bad-a*s Jedi who resonates with the Force. Whoo-hoo! Thanks for the link, Val!

And yup:

I competely agree, Spud.

I'm Han Solo but you all knew that already, right?

I got an eight -- I think that makes me Luke. I wasn't paying much attention, though. Some of the questions were pretty funny; like the one about shiny floors. I'm just pissed that I didn't get to be Yoda, of course.

I am Mace Windu.

And Mace Windu fought!



"This party's over."

i think he should ahve used the rules of engagement shoot the mother f***ers!

Hmm... there's a good question. Would you rather have a light saber or a blaster if you were in a battle for your life? A light saber would be cool, but without the Force, it wouldn't be as effective as a blaster--a high-tech Colonel Colt's Equalizer.

And o'course, I'd rather not be involved in any activities which might result in a battle for my life...

2 "The Servent Of Evil"

Fear My Wrath!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!

-Darth T. Bunny

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I loved the movie as a whole...there's some stuff I would have changed...but nothing major. Nice touch having that beast thing rip the mid-section of Padme's outfit off, very subtle.