True or False

False

Has a secret marijuana farm?

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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

False

Is currently keeping a secret from a family member?

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

False

Has an over sized head?

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Fear and Loathing in MoFo... The Gunslinger 45's Top 50 Favorite Films

In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's reviews

False.

Has a larger than average body part?

True. I've got quite a big one.

Has kinky thoughts reading my post?

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

False

Likes watching infomercials?

False, even though they are funny, in the worst way.

Is confused about why the King of Kinkiness has returned so quickly after that epic exit? (This isn't the WWE...)

<side note: I start the uni at October 1st, so my thread might have been quite too hasty, but I already minimalized my activity, so let it be how it is.>

Guilty

Owns more than one computer?

False

Has driven at least 1000 km on a road trip.

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"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." - Michelangelo.

True

Has enjoyed an episode of Mtv Cribs?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

True.

Knows that MTV is dead now.

True.

Knows that MTV is dead now.

True, it has been dead for years

Hates the current music being peddled today?

True.

Hates the radio right now, due to repetition of said songs being played?

I rarely listen to the radio, so false.

Likes Blondie?

False. Not my type of music.

Has a pest problem on their property?

False

Buys stuff at auctions?

False

Buys stuff out of peoples cars?

False, but I have done.

Has paid for something with something other than money?