★
Three (2016) / To
A glacial set-up (icebergs float by faster that this) to an epic gun battle in bullet time in a hospital ward filled with undercover cops, but by then, who the hell cares? A criminal mastermind is wheeled in unconscious and wakes up on the operating table and refuses all medical treatment. He then tricks the cops into calling a phone number that sets in motion a precise, pre-planned, guns-out rescue mission. The bad guy is clearly a gifted clairvoyant, but if he can see this far into the future with this degree of clarity, why didn’t he just dodge the bullet in the first place?
★★½
Sleep, my Love (1948) - Sirk
The film suffers from an outlandish murder plot where the husband drugs his wife’s night cap, then whispers in her ear every night: you need to take a long walk on a short pier, over and over again until she sleep walks out the front door and heads for the water front. There must be easier ways to knock off your wife. The film opens with her waking up on a speeding train with no idea how she got there. On the plane ride back to New York, she meets a guy who is heading to town for a wedding; he begins hanging out with her and quickly notices the discrepancies between her and her husband’s stories.
Off Limits (2010) - Boukhrief
A cop is killed in the line of duty during a routine noise complaint. When they get back to the station their statements have already been pre-written and they only need a simple signature. They are totally screwed when the shooter miraculously recovers from his death bed because all the evidence against him was written out of the official report, being the son of a big wig with access to lawyers. A superior suggests they can save their jobs by re-introducing the fact the shooter was hopped up on sphinx---a new designer drug for people who just want to go totally psychotic for the evening. They go deep undercover during their off-hours and end up crossing line after line that shouldn’t be crossed.
Cat People (1942) Tournier
The studio RKO desperately needed a hit after Citizen Kane tanked at the box office and this is the big pot of gold they hoped for. The tense moments are merely creepy shadows on the wall. For this to work, they filmmakers should have established the rules for Miss Kitty’s transformations. The film rather scandalously hints that “cat people” is a euphemism for lesbians; she is clearly more aroused by the guy’s sultry co-worker; but the audience waits in vain for the fur to fly.
The Curse of the Cat people (1944) - Fritsch & Wise
The title suggests a great creature feature but instead delivers a quiet drama about a young girl and her imaginary friend who turns out to be the cat woman from the first film. There’s a sub-plot where the old lady in the scary house down the street befriends her because she thinks her own daughter is an imposter. The film is mildly suspenseful waiting for a big cat or even a shadow to appear but it never pans out, there’s also no curse to be found either.
Razor Blade Smile (1998) - West
A low budget, horror film with a wise cracking, big breasted, latex vampire who takes the occasional odd job as a contract killer and spends the rest of her time hanging out with fake fanged wannabes at a goth club. I liked how they slightly retooled some of the vampire myth, like she can walk around in the daylight, she just needs sunglasses. The most compelling danger for a vampire here is not misplaced wooden stakes lying around but faulty time management; they have to deliberately plan their social calendar and invent amusements, otherwise they would all die of boredom.
Proxy war (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the third installment of the Yakuza papers series and the first without a main character to really latch onto and follow. The Hiroshima gangs jockey for power and borrow some outside muscle; of course these larger gangs are merely using them to consolidate their power elsewhere. In the first film, Shozo Hirono became blood brothers with a Yakuza in prison and they truly looked out each other, whereas in this film it’s mentioned one Yakuza boss has 67 blood brothers, so at the top of the food chain it has become largely a ceremonial gesture to cement business interests and to paper over long time blood feuds. One head’s up: a staple in the series is the street executions with the faulty pistol with the small caliber bullets; meaning the man down literally has to be plugged full of lead until he stops moving.
Police Tactics (1974) - Fukasaku
The fourth installment of the Yakuza papers series. Hiroshima has become the epicenter for control of western Japan with larger, outside clans pouring in weapons and foot soldiers. With this amount of fire power, it’s only a matter of time before innocent civilians are mistaken for yakuza scum and an outraged public demands the cops do their jobs. The cops set up permanent camps right outside their clubhouses and slowly round them up one by one on technicalities. The authorities throw the book at them with forgotten incidents in their pasts. Of course, the foot soldiers get double digits of prison time while the big bosses are blown penal kisses. With the 1964 summer Olympics coming to Japan, the authorities are not going to allow roaming Yakuza to ruin their great coming out party; some of the more astute Yakuza’s see the end is coming.
★★★
Deadly fight in Hiroshima (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the second installment of the Yakuza papers series. Shoji Yamanaka was too young to join the Kamikazes during the war but he is still a man with a mission years later; always volunteering for the most dangerous jobs. He falls in love with the Bosses niece---revered because her dead husband was a famous war hero. When the boss (another dishonorable, black hearted hypocrite) finds out about their affair he kicks her out into the street. It’s not a disgrace she has to become an escort in order to survive but remarrying would bring total shame to the entire extended family, He ships Yamanaka off to another gang where he completes his apprenticeship and is recalled the moment he morphs into a feared Yakuza hitman. And as a gift to him his niece is pulled off the streets and brought back into the family fold, for a while.
The series uses the same musical riffs and punctuation for entire series with minor echoes from previous films. In the first film Shozo Hirono was warned by his blood brother that his boss may not be the great man of honor he imagines him to be, so when Hirono is given a hit his first day out of prison, he says he has to think it over. Here, when the tragic Yamanaka shows up after escaping from prison, he immediately accepts to kill a stool pigeon the boss has fingered, only to realize too late, the boss has killed two jailbirds with one stone.
Final Episode (1974) - Fukasaku
The fifth and final installment of the Yakuza papers series. Here the yakuza gangs have mutated into political organizations with the key emphasis being on good works for the community and the public’s perception of them. They’ve gone corporate. Street battles become rare. The film gains from a great central character---tapped by the boss to replace him while he goes into prison for a stint; he is given the difficult task of keeping the clan together in his absence. Of course, by the time the boss gets out, he has expanded their empire and consolidated all the power unto himself.
There are moments of black humour worked into every film. Here some foot soldiers happen upon a boss sneaking into their territory for a secret meeting and they are weaponless, until one guy remembers there is a spear gun hanging as decoration in a restaurant down the street, so they run off and return with that, then push forward the most junior guy to do the hit. When the boss emerges from his meeting, the poor guy sprints across the road, but he trips in front of him and spear guns his own foot.
In Search of a Midnight Kiss (2007) - Holdridge
A guy places an ad on Craigslist the day before New Year’s Eve in order to get someone to lock lips with him at the big countdown moment, so he can at least say he began the year full of hope. His date is much better at this than him, she programs four guys to show up at the meet and greet and chooses the most interesting prospect and he wins the day in a thin field of stragglers. They spend the day getting to know one each another’s drama.
Peppermint (2018) - Morel
A vigilante film where the villain is so powerful, he is beyond the grasp of the justice system, so a soccer mom has to take matters into her own hands. After disappearing from the grid and spending 5 years overseas training in the black arts of revenge; she returns and goes through the guy’s whole criminal organization like a desk cop goes through a party sized box of sprinkled donuts.
Sarah prefers to run (2013) - Robichaud
A character study of a young woman not too terribly articulate or self-aware; she knows that she likes running and that she has some talent---she’s always winning. What clinches her decision to accept an athletic scholarship is when an acquaintance volunteers to tag along with her to the big city and chip in with the expenses. He even suggests a marriage of convenience to grab some of the grant money available for married couples going to university. The closest she gets to seeing that he is obviously in love with her is when she asks him why has he never taken off the fake wedding ring? Her world of grey goes instantly Technicolor when a siren belts out a karaoke song that is so beautiful it makes her chest hurt. So maybe she is passionate about two things in her life, running and karaoke, well maybe a certain karaoke singer. There’s a great open ended finish where she breaks away from the pack during a race.
Missing in America (2005) - Dockterman
A former soldier living in a picture postcard wilderness, has one of the men from his platoon in Vietnam show up at his cabin for a visit, then takes off leaving his 10 year old daughter behind. She begins to thaw out his crusty old Sergeant’s heart. This feels like a Hallmark movie that slid sideways.
El Cid (1962) - Mann
This is an epic story about a knight with modern ideas who unified a medieval Spain against an African invasion. The story is nicely spooned out in bite-sized portions, alternating between scenes of palace intrigue, romance and the clanging of swords. There is a nice reversal in the romance where only months before they were planning to live happily ever after, and now his former fiancé promises to marry the first guy to bring El Cid’s stinking head to her on a platter. I always thought Charlie Heston was a bit of a mugger but here--- especially the final sequence, with his grasp of nuance and depth of suggestion he is clearly holding a master class for his fellow actors.
Love Exposure (2005) - Sion
This is a kind of lurid teen romance. Three different love-at-first-sight moments (Love exposure) form a triangle between total misfits, all deformed by the wretched relationships with their fathers and their (cult) religion. A Pastor begins to shut down emotionally after a failed romance and the only face time his son gets with him now is during confession. So the son begins to invent sins to gain his affectation. A new friend tells him, if you truly want a bible thumper’s attention, your transgressions should be sexual. So he begins taking panty shots (437 all told in the film**) of young women walking in the streets, and happily announces to his father that he is a sexual pervert. As predicted their relationship goes ballistic with his father perfectly willing to beat the devil out of him. The two girl’s relationships with their fathers are even worse.
99 Homes (2014) - Bahrani
I may have passed on this originally simply because of the horrid title: who wants to see a film about 99 homes? Big mistake! This is a succulent story with a great villain (his duplicity is breath taking) mentoring an up and comer in all his scams, who is unfortunately fixated on the dying American dream of home ownership. One can almost see civilization crumbling here where the businessmen are openly pious and law-biding in public, but once out of the kangaroo courts, they are financial outlaws looting everything that isn’t nailed down and then even going after the double dip. There is a great open ended conclusion, where the just deserts the audiences thinks is coming to the villain may not pan out.
Grand Slam (1967) Montaldo
A cheesy, euro-production, 60’s heist film where a retiring school teacher has spent his entire career across the street from a diamond exchange in Rio de Janeiro and after 30 years has hatched the perfect diamond heist. He travels to New York to meet a street thug from his youth, who is now an outwardly respectable business man. In exchange for his cut he will supply the personnel for the job. He has a filing cabinet in his office stuffed with all the best contractors in the world; all of them unknown to the Police. The best safe cracker? He pulls out a name. The world’s deadliest weapons specialist? Klaus Kinsi is tapped for the job. The plan involves seducing Janet Leigh as a Miss lonely hearts so they need the best Romeo money can buy; an irresistible French gigolo is pressed into service. This percolates along nicely.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Trachtenberg
A nicesuspense film about a doomsday prepper cobbling together a surrogate family, but he’s wound a little too tight (with a hair trigger) to enjoy a frolicking, loving family. The two other characters (one kidnapped, one volunteered) in order to survive, have to ferret out his version (he’s three parts super intelligent and one part looney tunes) of what a nice daughter and a nice son is in this little, underground world. The father has a great character tell when they are playing charades and the phrase he has to get is a famous book and movie: Little Women and he gets the first word then the guy simply points to her and he begins spewing out synonym after synonym for a girl; which is also highlighting her best feature---she is not a girlie girl, she’s a little rough around the edges and knows exactly what it takes to survive.
Victoria (2015) - Schipper
This is the tale of one Spanish girl’s epic club night. If it wasn’t written right on the title that the film was done in one continuous take (actually the best version of three run-throughs) I doubt if I would have even noticed. The film finds its shape and feel from the getting to know you dialogue while walking to the next location. Victoria is a good pianist, but not exceptional enough to grab any graduating conservatory prizes and now she is off on a sabbatical year in Berlin. This explains her lack of street smarts. She doesn’t overreact to the prison tat on one of the guys hands---he’s not a bad guy---he just did a bad thing. The night crawl forms a complete story and ends with a magical ending as they head home in the dawning light---then they tack on an extended reprise that goes for the jugular.
★★★½
A Simple Favor (2018) - Feig
This is kind of like an R rated Nancy Drew mystery (setting up the franchise?) with a single mom with a cooking vlog who discovers she also has a talent for sleuthing. The favor is single mom Stephanie volunteers to pick up Emily’s (an in-your-face trophy wife with a taste for early afternoon martinis) kid from school and ends up doing extended nanny duty. Naturally they begin to hang out together. There is also just a hint of camp---the other moms are almost like a Greek chorus of disapproval. There is a lot of tongue-in-cheek humour just beneath the surface. I’m not sure, but when Stephanie visits Emily’s family home, there may have been a couple of beavers above the coat of arms on the wrought-iron entrance gate.
Searching (2018) - Chaganty
This is thriller with a miniscule budget that is really punching way above its weight class; the film restricts itself to images and videos accessed from various computer screens. There is a great moment when the father has to reconstruct his daughter’s life after she goes missing from the bread crumbs she has left on social media. But that only leaves a ghostly outline of intentions with the essentials left out, so he has to fill in the rest with his own fear and paranoia. When the story goes viral you can almost count the minutes it is going to take for the trolls to find him and her virtual BFF’s start popping up online. The villain’s ultimate downfall is that he simply cut and pasted the wrong image.
Battles without honor and humanity (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the first film is the Yakuza papers series. Fukasaku opens each film with an overview of the world events at that moment then frames the story as its microcosm. This film opens with a master stroke: the mushroom cloud with the title is splashed against it. The Americans had broken the Japanese codes even before the war began and knew they were defeated and looking to surrender at that point. Dropping the bomb had nothing to do with Japan and was meant instead to intimidate and threaten the next rival to their great power in the post war era. Each film always ends with a shot of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial, the only building left standing in a completely leveled city simply because atomic bomb exploded directly over it.
The Yamamori gang is created overnight in a mass swearing in ceremony in Kure (a suburb of Hiroshima). All these street guys are introduced with flash forward titles indicating the highest rank they will achieve in the gang. The boss is a complete phony capable of promising the moon and shedding great crocodile tears; then deliberately sacrificing or betraying his own men when it becomes expedient. It’s a kind of ironic that if the Yakuza actually had a functioning code of honor, the hero of this film, Shozo Hirono would be their poster boy---he is the only one with a hint of nobility.
Sorcerer (1976) / Friedkin
I loved the opening vignettes establishing the four characters. I read that when the film was originally released there were a lot of walkouts from the audience because they thought they had wandered into the wrong theater with a stupid foreign film playing. The film also had the misfortune of opening the same week as the original Star Wars.
The opening repeats when the hitman shows up in the South American village, and the three other fugitives immediately pee their pants and give them collectively the urgent and compelling need to get the hell out of Dodge by volunteering for a suicide mission. A graveyard of dead trucks is visited to refit two semi-functioning rust buckets to make the arduous 200 mile journey; one of the trucks is re-christened the Sorcerer. There’s also a clause where if you fail to complete the job, your share is forfeited to the other men. Notice the black-eyed bride in the church about the enter the bonds of holy matrimony while the priests count their loot in the back room; or the old bar maid in the whiskey bar, old men still tramp through the jungle from miles around to stare at her, because faint traces of that great beauty still linger in her wizened face. This is bleak, pessimistic stuff with no escape even imaginable.
Funny Games * (1997) / Haneke
This is a brilliant exposé about the emotional manipulation of cinema and the cranking out industrial widgets of fantasy. We never think about the patent absurdity that evil people are always punished for their crimes; that decent people (after going through a bit of a rough patch) ultimately triumph; that invincible super heroes (by definition) can never lose, or that true love manages always to win out in the end. A simple flip of the Hollywood template---transferring the bias to the bad guy renders mainstream film totally unwatchable. Rooting for the good guys here is a complete waste of time; the ending is never in doubt. The hunters enter the forest … Bambi’s mother is thrown across the hood of a truck---the end. It’s merely a question of how much futility (the best aside in the film) the filmmakers think they the audience can endure that determines its length. Some hostility towards the film can be expected since it openly states that a movie audience is clearly not an annual Mensa gathering, but small children that want to hear their favorite 500 word bedtime story read to them for the thousandth time because they are too lazy to read it themselves.
★★★★
The Son * (2002) - Dardenne
This is completely underwhelming unless you look everything as being symbolic and then everything kind of pops. The tools in the wood shop looks like a rack of torture instruments. The instructor doesn’t wear a support for his bad back; he wears a back brace because he is in emotional agony. The kid doesn’t say he is looking for a street address; he is lost in the world. The first tool he hands the boy is a measuring stick, something essential and priceless in life. They don’t head off to a lumber yard; this is just a pit stop on the way to Calvary. They don’t carry two heavy wooden planks; they are sharing their spiritual burden, etc, etc.
* = rewatch
** I’m being facetious here, but there’s a fricking ton.
Three (2016) / To
A glacial set-up (icebergs float by faster that this) to an epic gun battle in bullet time in a hospital ward filled with undercover cops, but by then, who the hell cares? A criminal mastermind is wheeled in unconscious and wakes up on the operating table and refuses all medical treatment. He then tricks the cops into calling a phone number that sets in motion a precise, pre-planned, guns-out rescue mission. The bad guy is clearly a gifted clairvoyant, but if he can see this far into the future with this degree of clarity, why didn’t he just dodge the bullet in the first place?
★★½
Sleep, my Love (1948) - Sirk
The film suffers from an outlandish murder plot where the husband drugs his wife’s night cap, then whispers in her ear every night: you need to take a long walk on a short pier, over and over again until she sleep walks out the front door and heads for the water front. There must be easier ways to knock off your wife. The film opens with her waking up on a speeding train with no idea how she got there. On the plane ride back to New York, she meets a guy who is heading to town for a wedding; he begins hanging out with her and quickly notices the discrepancies between her and her husband’s stories.
Off Limits (2010) - Boukhrief
A cop is killed in the line of duty during a routine noise complaint. When they get back to the station their statements have already been pre-written and they only need a simple signature. They are totally screwed when the shooter miraculously recovers from his death bed because all the evidence against him was written out of the official report, being the son of a big wig with access to lawyers. A superior suggests they can save their jobs by re-introducing the fact the shooter was hopped up on sphinx---a new designer drug for people who just want to go totally psychotic for the evening. They go deep undercover during their off-hours and end up crossing line after line that shouldn’t be crossed.
Cat People (1942) Tournier
The studio RKO desperately needed a hit after Citizen Kane tanked at the box office and this is the big pot of gold they hoped for. The tense moments are merely creepy shadows on the wall. For this to work, they filmmakers should have established the rules for Miss Kitty’s transformations. The film rather scandalously hints that “cat people” is a euphemism for lesbians; she is clearly more aroused by the guy’s sultry co-worker; but the audience waits in vain for the fur to fly.
The Curse of the Cat people (1944) - Fritsch & Wise
The title suggests a great creature feature but instead delivers a quiet drama about a young girl and her imaginary friend who turns out to be the cat woman from the first film. There’s a sub-plot where the old lady in the scary house down the street befriends her because she thinks her own daughter is an imposter. The film is mildly suspenseful waiting for a big cat or even a shadow to appear but it never pans out, there’s also no curse to be found either.
Razor Blade Smile (1998) - West
A low budget, horror film with a wise cracking, big breasted, latex vampire who takes the occasional odd job as a contract killer and spends the rest of her time hanging out with fake fanged wannabes at a goth club. I liked how they slightly retooled some of the vampire myth, like she can walk around in the daylight, she just needs sunglasses. The most compelling danger for a vampire here is not misplaced wooden stakes lying around but faulty time management; they have to deliberately plan their social calendar and invent amusements, otherwise they would all die of boredom.
Proxy war (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the third installment of the Yakuza papers series and the first without a main character to really latch onto and follow. The Hiroshima gangs jockey for power and borrow some outside muscle; of course these larger gangs are merely using them to consolidate their power elsewhere. In the first film, Shozo Hirono became blood brothers with a Yakuza in prison and they truly looked out each other, whereas in this film it’s mentioned one Yakuza boss has 67 blood brothers, so at the top of the food chain it has become largely a ceremonial gesture to cement business interests and to paper over long time blood feuds. One head’s up: a staple in the series is the street executions with the faulty pistol with the small caliber bullets; meaning the man down literally has to be plugged full of lead until he stops moving.
Police Tactics (1974) - Fukasaku
The fourth installment of the Yakuza papers series. Hiroshima has become the epicenter for control of western Japan with larger, outside clans pouring in weapons and foot soldiers. With this amount of fire power, it’s only a matter of time before innocent civilians are mistaken for yakuza scum and an outraged public demands the cops do their jobs. The cops set up permanent camps right outside their clubhouses and slowly round them up one by one on technicalities. The authorities throw the book at them with forgotten incidents in their pasts. Of course, the foot soldiers get double digits of prison time while the big bosses are blown penal kisses. With the 1964 summer Olympics coming to Japan, the authorities are not going to allow roaming Yakuza to ruin their great coming out party; some of the more astute Yakuza’s see the end is coming.
★★★
Deadly fight in Hiroshima (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the second installment of the Yakuza papers series. Shoji Yamanaka was too young to join the Kamikazes during the war but he is still a man with a mission years later; always volunteering for the most dangerous jobs. He falls in love with the Bosses niece---revered because her dead husband was a famous war hero. When the boss (another dishonorable, black hearted hypocrite) finds out about their affair he kicks her out into the street. It’s not a disgrace she has to become an escort in order to survive but remarrying would bring total shame to the entire extended family, He ships Yamanaka off to another gang where he completes his apprenticeship and is recalled the moment he morphs into a feared Yakuza hitman. And as a gift to him his niece is pulled off the streets and brought back into the family fold, for a while.
The series uses the same musical riffs and punctuation for entire series with minor echoes from previous films. In the first film Shozo Hirono was warned by his blood brother that his boss may not be the great man of honor he imagines him to be, so when Hirono is given a hit his first day out of prison, he says he has to think it over. Here, when the tragic Yamanaka shows up after escaping from prison, he immediately accepts to kill a stool pigeon the boss has fingered, only to realize too late, the boss has killed two jailbirds with one stone.
Final Episode (1974) - Fukasaku
The fifth and final installment of the Yakuza papers series. Here the yakuza gangs have mutated into political organizations with the key emphasis being on good works for the community and the public’s perception of them. They’ve gone corporate. Street battles become rare. The film gains from a great central character---tapped by the boss to replace him while he goes into prison for a stint; he is given the difficult task of keeping the clan together in his absence. Of course, by the time the boss gets out, he has expanded their empire and consolidated all the power unto himself.
There are moments of black humour worked into every film. Here some foot soldiers happen upon a boss sneaking into their territory for a secret meeting and they are weaponless, until one guy remembers there is a spear gun hanging as decoration in a restaurant down the street, so they run off and return with that, then push forward the most junior guy to do the hit. When the boss emerges from his meeting, the poor guy sprints across the road, but he trips in front of him and spear guns his own foot.
In Search of a Midnight Kiss (2007) - Holdridge
A guy places an ad on Craigslist the day before New Year’s Eve in order to get someone to lock lips with him at the big countdown moment, so he can at least say he began the year full of hope. His date is much better at this than him, she programs four guys to show up at the meet and greet and chooses the most interesting prospect and he wins the day in a thin field of stragglers. They spend the day getting to know one each another’s drama.
Peppermint (2018) - Morel
A vigilante film where the villain is so powerful, he is beyond the grasp of the justice system, so a soccer mom has to take matters into her own hands. After disappearing from the grid and spending 5 years overseas training in the black arts of revenge; she returns and goes through the guy’s whole criminal organization like a desk cop goes through a party sized box of sprinkled donuts.
Sarah prefers to run (2013) - Robichaud
A character study of a young woman not too terribly articulate or self-aware; she knows that she likes running and that she has some talent---she’s always winning. What clinches her decision to accept an athletic scholarship is when an acquaintance volunteers to tag along with her to the big city and chip in with the expenses. He even suggests a marriage of convenience to grab some of the grant money available for married couples going to university. The closest she gets to seeing that he is obviously in love with her is when she asks him why has he never taken off the fake wedding ring? Her world of grey goes instantly Technicolor when a siren belts out a karaoke song that is so beautiful it makes her chest hurt. So maybe she is passionate about two things in her life, running and karaoke, well maybe a certain karaoke singer. There’s a great open ended finish where she breaks away from the pack during a race.
Missing in America (2005) - Dockterman
A former soldier living in a picture postcard wilderness, has one of the men from his platoon in Vietnam show up at his cabin for a visit, then takes off leaving his 10 year old daughter behind. She begins to thaw out his crusty old Sergeant’s heart. This feels like a Hallmark movie that slid sideways.
El Cid (1962) - Mann
This is an epic story about a knight with modern ideas who unified a medieval Spain against an African invasion. The story is nicely spooned out in bite-sized portions, alternating between scenes of palace intrigue, romance and the clanging of swords. There is a nice reversal in the romance where only months before they were planning to live happily ever after, and now his former fiancé promises to marry the first guy to bring El Cid’s stinking head to her on a platter. I always thought Charlie Heston was a bit of a mugger but here--- especially the final sequence, with his grasp of nuance and depth of suggestion he is clearly holding a master class for his fellow actors.
Love Exposure (2005) - Sion
This is a kind of lurid teen romance. Three different love-at-first-sight moments (Love exposure) form a triangle between total misfits, all deformed by the wretched relationships with their fathers and their (cult) religion. A Pastor begins to shut down emotionally after a failed romance and the only face time his son gets with him now is during confession. So the son begins to invent sins to gain his affectation. A new friend tells him, if you truly want a bible thumper’s attention, your transgressions should be sexual. So he begins taking panty shots (437 all told in the film**) of young women walking in the streets, and happily announces to his father that he is a sexual pervert. As predicted their relationship goes ballistic with his father perfectly willing to beat the devil out of him. The two girl’s relationships with their fathers are even worse.
99 Homes (2014) - Bahrani
I may have passed on this originally simply because of the horrid title: who wants to see a film about 99 homes? Big mistake! This is a succulent story with a great villain (his duplicity is breath taking) mentoring an up and comer in all his scams, who is unfortunately fixated on the dying American dream of home ownership. One can almost see civilization crumbling here where the businessmen are openly pious and law-biding in public, but once out of the kangaroo courts, they are financial outlaws looting everything that isn’t nailed down and then even going after the double dip. There is a great open ended conclusion, where the just deserts the audiences thinks is coming to the villain may not pan out.
Grand Slam (1967) Montaldo
A cheesy, euro-production, 60’s heist film where a retiring school teacher has spent his entire career across the street from a diamond exchange in Rio de Janeiro and after 30 years has hatched the perfect diamond heist. He travels to New York to meet a street thug from his youth, who is now an outwardly respectable business man. In exchange for his cut he will supply the personnel for the job. He has a filing cabinet in his office stuffed with all the best contractors in the world; all of them unknown to the Police. The best safe cracker? He pulls out a name. The world’s deadliest weapons specialist? Klaus Kinsi is tapped for the job. The plan involves seducing Janet Leigh as a Miss lonely hearts so they need the best Romeo money can buy; an irresistible French gigolo is pressed into service. This percolates along nicely.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Trachtenberg
A nicesuspense film about a doomsday prepper cobbling together a surrogate family, but he’s wound a little too tight (with a hair trigger) to enjoy a frolicking, loving family. The two other characters (one kidnapped, one volunteered) in order to survive, have to ferret out his version (he’s three parts super intelligent and one part looney tunes) of what a nice daughter and a nice son is in this little, underground world. The father has a great character tell when they are playing charades and the phrase he has to get is a famous book and movie: Little Women and he gets the first word then the guy simply points to her and he begins spewing out synonym after synonym for a girl; which is also highlighting her best feature---she is not a girlie girl, she’s a little rough around the edges and knows exactly what it takes to survive.
Victoria (2015) - Schipper
This is the tale of one Spanish girl’s epic club night. If it wasn’t written right on the title that the film was done in one continuous take (actually the best version of three run-throughs) I doubt if I would have even noticed. The film finds its shape and feel from the getting to know you dialogue while walking to the next location. Victoria is a good pianist, but not exceptional enough to grab any graduating conservatory prizes and now she is off on a sabbatical year in Berlin. This explains her lack of street smarts. She doesn’t overreact to the prison tat on one of the guys hands---he’s not a bad guy---he just did a bad thing. The night crawl forms a complete story and ends with a magical ending as they head home in the dawning light---then they tack on an extended reprise that goes for the jugular.
★★★½
A Simple Favor (2018) - Feig
This is kind of like an R rated Nancy Drew mystery (setting up the franchise?) with a single mom with a cooking vlog who discovers she also has a talent for sleuthing. The favor is single mom Stephanie volunteers to pick up Emily’s (an in-your-face trophy wife with a taste for early afternoon martinis) kid from school and ends up doing extended nanny duty. Naturally they begin to hang out together. There is also just a hint of camp---the other moms are almost like a Greek chorus of disapproval. There is a lot of tongue-in-cheek humour just beneath the surface. I’m not sure, but when Stephanie visits Emily’s family home, there may have been a couple of beavers above the coat of arms on the wrought-iron entrance gate.
Searching (2018) - Chaganty
This is thriller with a miniscule budget that is really punching way above its weight class; the film restricts itself to images and videos accessed from various computer screens. There is a great moment when the father has to reconstruct his daughter’s life after she goes missing from the bread crumbs she has left on social media. But that only leaves a ghostly outline of intentions with the essentials left out, so he has to fill in the rest with his own fear and paranoia. When the story goes viral you can almost count the minutes it is going to take for the trolls to find him and her virtual BFF’s start popping up online. The villain’s ultimate downfall is that he simply cut and pasted the wrong image.
Battles without honor and humanity (1973) - Fukasaku
This is the first film is the Yakuza papers series. Fukasaku opens each film with an overview of the world events at that moment then frames the story as its microcosm. This film opens with a master stroke: the mushroom cloud with the title is splashed against it. The Americans had broken the Japanese codes even before the war began and knew they were defeated and looking to surrender at that point. Dropping the bomb had nothing to do with Japan and was meant instead to intimidate and threaten the next rival to their great power in the post war era. Each film always ends with a shot of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial, the only building left standing in a completely leveled city simply because atomic bomb exploded directly over it.
The Yamamori gang is created overnight in a mass swearing in ceremony in Kure (a suburb of Hiroshima). All these street guys are introduced with flash forward titles indicating the highest rank they will achieve in the gang. The boss is a complete phony capable of promising the moon and shedding great crocodile tears; then deliberately sacrificing or betraying his own men when it becomes expedient. It’s a kind of ironic that if the Yakuza actually had a functioning code of honor, the hero of this film, Shozo Hirono would be their poster boy---he is the only one with a hint of nobility.
Sorcerer (1976) / Friedkin
I loved the opening vignettes establishing the four characters. I read that when the film was originally released there were a lot of walkouts from the audience because they thought they had wandered into the wrong theater with a stupid foreign film playing. The film also had the misfortune of opening the same week as the original Star Wars.
The opening repeats when the hitman shows up in the South American village, and the three other fugitives immediately pee their pants and give them collectively the urgent and compelling need to get the hell out of Dodge by volunteering for a suicide mission. A graveyard of dead trucks is visited to refit two semi-functioning rust buckets to make the arduous 200 mile journey; one of the trucks is re-christened the Sorcerer. There’s also a clause where if you fail to complete the job, your share is forfeited to the other men. Notice the black-eyed bride in the church about the enter the bonds of holy matrimony while the priests count their loot in the back room; or the old bar maid in the whiskey bar, old men still tramp through the jungle from miles around to stare at her, because faint traces of that great beauty still linger in her wizened face. This is bleak, pessimistic stuff with no escape even imaginable.
Funny Games * (1997) / Haneke
This is a brilliant exposé about the emotional manipulation of cinema and the cranking out industrial widgets of fantasy. We never think about the patent absurdity that evil people are always punished for their crimes; that decent people (after going through a bit of a rough patch) ultimately triumph; that invincible super heroes (by definition) can never lose, or that true love manages always to win out in the end. A simple flip of the Hollywood template---transferring the bias to the bad guy renders mainstream film totally unwatchable. Rooting for the good guys here is a complete waste of time; the ending is never in doubt. The hunters enter the forest … Bambi’s mother is thrown across the hood of a truck---the end. It’s merely a question of how much futility (the best aside in the film) the filmmakers think they the audience can endure that determines its length. Some hostility towards the film can be expected since it openly states that a movie audience is clearly not an annual Mensa gathering, but small children that want to hear their favorite 500 word bedtime story read to them for the thousandth time because they are too lazy to read it themselves.
★★★★
The Son * (2002) - Dardenne
This is completely underwhelming unless you look everything as being symbolic and then everything kind of pops. The tools in the wood shop looks like a rack of torture instruments. The instructor doesn’t wear a support for his bad back; he wears a back brace because he is in emotional agony. The kid doesn’t say he is looking for a street address; he is lost in the world. The first tool he hands the boy is a measuring stick, something essential and priceless in life. They don’t head off to a lumber yard; this is just a pit stop on the way to Calvary. They don’t carry two heavy wooden planks; they are sharing their spiritual burden, etc, etc.
* = rewatch
** I’m being facetious here, but there’s a fricking ton.