Top Ten Reasons I Won't See A Movie

Lol, you do realize that Daniel's post was a joke, and that the joke is funnier now that you agreed with part of it...

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I can only think of 7...

• I'm blind
• I'm deaf
• I'm sleeping
• I'm dead (although there could be movies in the netherworld you never know)
• I'm cryogenically frozen
• There is no movie to watch at the moment
• I just don't want to watch it

10. It's only playing in 3D.

9. Michael Bay directed.

8. Platinum Dunes produced it.

7. I know I will be greatly disappointed. (Like Dumb & Dumber 2)

6. Happy Madison produced it.

5. The Asylum produced it.

4. It's just like that other movie I saw and that was better than this crap.

3. I want to be entertained, not tortured.

2. I could be watching porn right now… For free… In my bed...

1. Just another worthless reboot/remake/sequel/moneyshaker.

What about that new hip N.W.A. movie? Does it count if the actors play rappers?

EDIT: Also my main man Marky Mark? He was a rapper!

Please don't tell me that you liked Dumb and Dumber

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10) Uwe Boll tax rebate movie
9) Michael Bay explosion porn
8) Reboot or remake
7) Direct-to-video
6) Torture porn movies after the original Saw
5) Psycho ripoff
4) Non-Plan 9 Ed Wood
3) SEE THIS NOT AT ALL GENERIC CONCEPT IN IMAX 3D DURING THE SUMMER
2) Unknown art house flick that critics won't shut up about
1) Poster looks like someone just started using Photoshop *COUGH*

Tonight on "Sincere or Sarcastic?"...

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- my mummy doesn't allow me to see it

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

Actually, I changed my mind - since this is a duplicate of Daniel M's post I'm inclined to think that emmastone here is a spammer.

Well i seldom thankfully have made the error when selecting a feature film to go and see. But i guess I can do least 5 reason my method works.

1 Make A Movie Most Wanna See List Based Of Of Story Concept Who is Directing it and cast of the movie.

2nd Do not get suckered in seeing a movie off your list by some flashy trailer. Unless the trailer is so epic God whispers in your ear and says you gotta see this movie.

3 I Never Attend A Movie With These Three Componants. Tom Cruise Is The leading Man. Uwe Boll is directing the movie. Or Its a modern day Horror Movie.

4 I Check Out The Trailers Obviously and Study All Of It. Was the trailer cool did the cgi satistfy you and did you like the music of the trailer.

5 Only remove a Movie From Your Movie List For 2 reasons. A If Cant see the Movie do to money skip that movie and add it too your netflix q. Move on too the next movie on the list. I never see a movie past its second opening weekend on my list. If happens i scrap the movie as dvd rental.
My Second to remove a movie from my list is this. If The movie was removed from its release date because it feared another film.

Stick too Neds formula and wont have reasons not too go, Fallow The List and may the force be with you.

Dude, what's wrong with your grammar?

Your GIF made me read that sentence in a Nic Cage voice. I nearly died.

You're right.

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The main reason why I don't watch certain films:

-> It looks crappy and my prejudices get confirmed by other people whose opinion I respect.

1. Director makes **** movies
2. The actors are **** actors
3. Any found footage film unless there is overwhelming praise for it
4. Any "horror" movie that only does jump scares these days
5. A reboot that nobody asked for
6. Paul Feig and/or Melissa McCarthy, enough said
7. One of my non-movie friends recommends a "comedy" movie
8. Only super pretentious critics recommend it
9. Only high school girls recommend it
10. My sister assures me that it isn't like those other awful movies she has recommended before

1. Nicolas Cage
2. Nic Cage
3. Nicolas Coppola
4. Nicolas Kim Coppola
5. Nic Copola-Cage
6. Nicky Cop Cage
7. The guy from Con Air's in it.
8. Protagonist looks a little like Nicolas Cage.
9. Film contains a literal cage.
10. People talking in the theater.

Wow this is so true... Every single one of my friends that isn't a movie buff recommends the biggest pile of dog-sh*t comedy movies ever!

LOLOLOL I just noticed this, touche

I think some of you are still mad that I don't like Pulp Fiction lol

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It was made before 1960
It is in black and white
It is a silent film
It is a musical
It is a comedy
It is on IFC
It was made by Lifetime
It has Dean McDermott in it
It has Cuba Gooding Jr in it
It has Tom Cruise in it

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