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Nine Olympic quotes that the people wish they had never made:

1. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . .. Oh my God, what have I just said?'
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"In the end, it's all ok." -Shirley Jones (Requiem for a Dream)
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All this porn ain't gonna watch itself.
"I'm gonna be alright, and you're gonna be alright, you ain't gotta hold my hand just walk with me tonight."

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"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza



If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
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"If you can't be funny be interesting."
Harold Ross



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
"I never could get over the fact that The Pixies formed, worked and separated without America taking them to its heart or even recognizing their existence for the most part."

"Heathenism is a state of mind. You can take it that I'm referring to one who does not see his world. He has no mental light. He destroys almost unwittingly. He cannot feel any Gods presence in his life. He is the 21st century man." (referring to one of his albums)

"I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously."

"The truth is, of course, that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time."

- David Bowie
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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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If I was a President and wanted something I would claim I didn't want it. Congress has not given any president anything he wanted in the last 10 years. Be against anything and then he is sure to get it. ~ Will Rogers
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You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
~William Blake ~

AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)




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''The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.''
Fred Astaire

''The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style.''
Fred Astaire



I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend.

It destroys the soul to hear that you're all hype, that you have no talent, and that your whole career has been contrived.

We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen.

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Freddie Mercury
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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...



"The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton



An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.
Gandhi
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha



Haunted Heart, Beautiful Dead Soul
''I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.'' Walt Disney




The earth will continue to regenerate its life sources only as long as we and
all the peoples of the world do our part to conserve its natural resources.
It is a responsibility which every human being shares.
Through voluntary action, each of us can join in building
a productive land in harmony with nature.


~ Gerald Ford ~



I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Jeff Foxworthy, Happy Birthday redneck!



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
"I accept chaos. I'm not sure whether it accepts me."

"I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be."

"I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay."

"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself."



The laughter penetrates my silence
As drunken men find flaws in science
-Snow Patrol & Martha Wainwright
Set The Fire To The Third Bar





Do You Realize

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round...


~ The Flaming Lips ~