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28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
I'm alone I know but I hate that film with a passion. I like Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet as actors but I despised their characters in that film, to me the had very few redeeming characterisitcs
the Invention of Lying-
Dull boring and not that funny. I mean I chuckled a few times but it was hardly worth my time. The rest of the audience did not laugh much either. It has some horrific product placement and pretty shocking continuity which generally does not bother me, but in some scenes Gervais is about 6 inches taller than Garner but in others she is 6 inches taller.
I agree with you on Invention of Lying, not many people found it funny. I wasn't as harsh though, I gave it a generous


As for Spotless Mind, why do you hate it with a passion, those are some strong words.

To me, their relationship is real. They have real fights, real emotions and when they went through hardships, they went to have the other one erased. Loving someone so much it hurt too much to think about them. Wanting to live a life without that pain, but once they got to the memories they want to keep, they fight like hell to keep them.

I know I've done stupid things in fits of rage, only later to regret it. Thrown away things, that now I wish I had kept. All to do with relationships too.

Through all the hardships, they still find each other. The question that's left is, do they see it all through. To me, that's true to life and love.

Now you gave Halloween II (2009) a


There's a film I hate with a passion. Yuck,
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I agree with you on Invention of Lying, not many people found it funny. I wasn't as harsh though, I gave it a generous


As for Spotless Mind, why do you hate it with a passion, those are some strong words.

To me, their relationship is real. They have real fights, real emotions and when they went through hardships, they went to have the other one erased. Loving someone so much it hurt too much to think about them. Wanting to live a life without that pain, but once they got to the memories they want to keep, they fight like hell to keep them.

I know I've done stupid things in fits of rage, only later to regret it. Thrown away things, that now I wish I had kept. All to do with relationships too.

Through all the hardships, they still find each other. The question that's left is, do they see it all through. To me, that's true to life and love.

Now you gave Halloween II (2009) a


There's a film I hate with a passion. Yuck,

Yes it was real but I could not empathise with the characters at all, right of the bat they annoyed me. So basically for me it was 90-120 of watching people I don't like. their journey was interesting but as I hated the characters I did not care about the end result. I liked and felt for Kirsten Dunst's (was it her?) character and the film threw up some intersting questions but in the end i had no emotional investment in the outcome.

Perhaps I should have made clear the Halloween 2, 3 star rating, was slasher film 3 star rating or a 3 chainsaws rating, if you will. It was not a 2 normal film 3 star rating.

Underworld 3
Pure pants and such a waste of Martin Sheen.

Super High Me
Kinda funny but really did not prove anything anyone did not already know.





Drag Me to Hell

Sam Rami 2009

I had heard or read that his latest film was boring and after Rami dabbling with the more popular Spider Man films. Maybe he's lost his knack for horror, and I think he has. Sure there are a few laughs (when she fights the old woman and her teeth fall out) and some cool scenes (when she digs up the old woman's grave and it fills with mud) but not enough to get me happily through the the hour and half. The ending is also predictable.

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Since I enjoyed Spy Hard, I thought I'd really enjoy a spoof of The Fugitive. There's plenty that could be spoofed there despite it's a great film. While Spy Hard and most of these flick are pretty low-brow humor, this was just more weird and gross gags it seemed. The family wasn't laughing much so we didn't get too far before agreeing to turn it off and get to other plans.






Not my pick for the evening, but I had to give it a try. The acting wasn't bad, and the script had a couple good lines. Teens who enjoy teen movies might enjoy it, but otherwise I'd stay away. My low expectations were pretty much met dead on. Just about everything lacks originality.





Early Bruce Willis movie that is at least entertaining. Not exactly non-stop laughs but plenty of gags and a few LOL moments. He's a good match for the role and the rest of the cast is fair at least. The script is no prize and neither is the storyline but not a bad way to kill an hour and a half. I would've expected more from a Blake Edwards/Bruce Willis pairing though.






I consider this to be Selleck's best I've seen so far. He plays a terrific character leading a cast of fun ones and good actors. While most people will find most of the events totally unrealistic, I didn't think it took away from the film. Plenty of wit thrown in with a decently original plot for a western.



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Batman Returns (Tim Burton, 1992) -


After watching this, I tried to consider where I'd rank it in comparison with the other Batman films and realised that I didn't really care enough to form anything approaching a solid opinion on the matter. This particular instalment was alright on a technical scale, although I didn't find myself getting particularly engaged with what was going on (especially the relationship between Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle).



eXistenZ (David Cronenberg, 1999) -


Insofar as Cronenberg's films go, I think this one actually succeeds at maintaining the same disconcerting feelings of weirdness as most of his films while also managing to be quite entertaining. Even though it manages to "achieve" one hell of a feat and become so unpredictable it actually becomes predictable towards the end, it's still a good film, both as a captivating thriller and a solid meditation on Cronenberg's favourite themes.



Shaft (Gordon Parks, 1971) -


I don't know what the general opinion regarding Shaft is around here, but given the fact that it's been considered a popular and influential film for nearly forty years, I would assume it's a favourable opinion. However, I just didn't like it (and I don't give out ratings below
lightly). I've got my reasons, of course - mediocre plot, long stretches of the film where nothing of interest happened (with only a handful of good scenes spread way too thinly across the film's running time) and the acting was nothing special. It just failed to be a wholly entertaining film.
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Memento


Yep, worth the hype overall. Liked the varied forms of memory involved, and the structure that gives you an eerie itch of empathy with his condition at points (the past is 'present' [about to arrive] but you don't know what it is). I guess it's a little bit muddled in terms of what it says about inherent personality, but the themes of what you might be/become if you couldn't 'update' yourself with reference to the world are all cool. The repetitions involved took the edge of the 'detective rush to truth' at points, but still an involving watch

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I'm nitpicking because it's such a lauded flick, but thought a couple of things didn't quite make sense. Given that he had a freshly bruised knuckle you'd think he'd be able to tie that in with Moss's freshly bruised face. And how is he able to remember that big wad of files so adeptly at times?

I'm cool with the suggestions that he's got more latent ('unconscious') memory than he's aware of, and that he's (wilfully) misremembered the past etc. Something about the final turn of events felt like it worked more to tie up the loop of the movie than 'complete' the character for us though. Can't quite put my finger on why.


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"Them"


The best of the 50's 'Atomic Terror' flicks and one that still works today.
Some wonderfully creepy early scenes (with that great 'ant noise' providing some really unnerving moments) nice performances, great finale and really effective FX work that manages to pack a punch (even though the huge ant models don't look very real) because these are real solid creatures being really attacked by real people using real flamethrowers.
As such the action scenes, even 55 years later, are vastly more satisfying than any CGI fart fest made now.

Love the fact the stunning DVD transfers have the original full colour title card as well, unseen since cinema screenings as far as I know.



"Kibakichi"


Jolly enjoyable Japanese japes in the form of a werewolf Samurai who befriends a village of mystical Japanese creatures (from Turtle monsters to Spider Geishas) under threat from beastly humans in fetish gear with a gatling gun!
Madness!
Barmy as only the Japanese can be, this is full of crazy sights and packs bundles of fun into he full on finale.
Early spurting comic strip bloodshed ala "Baby Cart" sadly vanishes until the end (with the other fights being strangely bloodless) but then the gore comes back with a vengeance as Kibakichi leaps around slashing off limbs.

Wacky creatures, Samurai coolness, solid action, very nice soundtrack and Spaghetti Western styling mixed with Japanese mythos all makes for a very enjoyable watch.
Needs a much better DVD transfer though!!



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Yes it was real but I could not empathise with the characters at all, right of the bat they annoyed me. So basically for me it was 90-120 of watching people I don't like. their journey was interesting but as I hated the characters I did not care about the end result. I liked and felt for Kirsten Dunst's (was it her?) character and the film threw up some intersting questions but in the end i had no emotional investment in the outcome.

Perhaps I should have made clear the Halloween 2, 3 star rating, was slasher film 3 star rating or a 3 chainsaws rating, if you will. It was not a 2 normal film 3 star rating.

I'm sorry you didn't like it. To me the film had you starting out not liking them, because they are loners/weirdos and you see the relationship at it's end/worst. Then as the film progresses, it pulls you into their lives/relationships and, for me anyway, make you care about them.

RE: Halloween - I still think that's too high. Even for a 'slasher film' rating.





Combat Shock (Buddy Giovinazzo, 1986)

Poverty row Taxi Driver variant about Frankie; a disturbed Vietnam veteran on skid row struggling to provide for his nagging wife and mutant baby. Grim and depressing in every way imaginable this well intentioned, ambitious cheapie is sadly undone by it's budgetary short comings. Whist Combat Shock is reasonably well written and photographed; the acting (particularly from a gang of drug dealers) leaves a lot to be desired, and ultimately undermines the material. Giovinazzo was clearly going for that gritty urban documentary feel that worked so well in films like Frank Henenlotter's Basket Case, but never achieves the same level of authenticity. Plus Frankie's Vietnam flashbacks in which we see real footage interspersed with laughably staged battles, are amateurish at best. Add to that shots of his deformed baby who looks more like something from The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, and you're left with a tonally uneven mess that's a real chore to sit through. Shame.



Prey (Norman J. Warren, 1978)

A murderous (carnivorous) alien on a scouting mission to earth (Barry Stokes) ends up the guest of a quarreling (vegetarian) lesbian couple in their secluded country retreat; the possessive man-hating Josephine (Sally Faulkner) and suggestible submissive Jessica (Glory Annen). Whilst his odd behavior and food intolerances are initially passed off as male eccentricities, it gradually dawns on Josephine that he's most likely mad, and a rival for Jessica's affections. Offbeat, original take on the familiar alien invasion genre is largely successful thanks to believable well written characters, and three strong performances. Warren makes the most of what must have been a shoestring budget with effective minimal alien makeup, clever choice of location, and bizarre touches like the couple dressing Stokes up in drag for a celebratory dinner. Undeniably exploitative, with the obligatory lesbian sex scene, but arty and intelligent, with a delightful dreamy atmosphere, and some satisfying scare scenes. Having been partly raised by a lesbian couple, I had personal motives for wanting to see this film when I read the plot synopsis, and it didn't disappoint. Two thumbs up.



The Manitou
(William Girdler, 1978)

Hilarious nonsense adapted from Graham Masterton's novel about woman who develops a growth on her back which turns out to be the reincarnation of an ancient Indian medicine man. Saving the day is Tony Curtis (clearly having a ball) as a tarot reading charlatan who resorts to calling in real Indian mystic John Singing Rock (Michael Ansara) for help. Clearly third rate hokum, but with a lively sense of humour from a spirited cast who make what should be bottom of the barrel garbage very watchable indeed. Throw into the mix some surprisingly decent special effects, and a wham bam ending involving Curtis calling on the spirits of the hospital computers for help, and you have a fun little time filler on your hands.



Season of the Witch aka Hungry Wives (George A. Romero, 1972)
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Not to be confused with the crappy Halloween sequel, this largely unseen early effort from Romero fell victim to bad promotion from distributors who refused to put his name (which was hot on the back of Night of the Living Dead) above the title, and insisted on calling it Hungry Wives. As a result many people assumed it was a porn film, and those who did see it were left sorely disappointed by the lack of exploitative content on offer.

Season of the Witch isn't porn or a horror film, but a feminist drama given Romero's own unique stamp. Jan White plays Joan Mitchell; a sexually repressed housewife with an abusive controlling husband who regularly goes out of town, and a hormonal teenage daughter who gets more sex than her. Her best friend Shirley (Ann Muffly) is menopausal, and feels life has passed her by, whilst the rest of her friends seem content to play bridge and gossip. Craving empowerment and excitement Joan begins practicing witchcraft after a visit to a local tarot reader who inspires her. Believing herself to have new found magical powers she casts a spell to lure the local womanising school teacher Gregg (Raymond Laine), round to her house and begins an affair with him. Gradually her obsession with witchcraft takes over as the lines between reality and fantasy blur eventually leading to murder...

Essentially a character study and social commentary on gender roles, female empowerment, sexual frustration, and aging; Romero gives this low budget outing a very personal (if somewhat claustrophobic) feel with lots of close quarters photography, hints at occult symbolism, and some excellent honest dialogue. Particularly brilliant is the scene in which Gregg (much to the disgust of Joan) fools Shirley into believing she's smoking a joint, just to put some excitement and rebellion back into into her jaded life. To me that scene served as a metaphor for the whole film, as Shirley's feeling of empowerment was based on the magic of deception, much like Joan's. It's also brilliantly acted, not only by Jan White who Romero felt was tailor made for the role, but by Laine as the cocksure lothario, and particularly Mufflly as Joan's middle aged friend. To sum up, this isn't going to appeal to everyone, certainly not strict horror and sexploitation fans looking for blood boobs and beast. But as I was expecting neither, the substance, fine performances, and gritty low budget film making on offer here proved hugely satisfying.



Vigilante (William Lustig, 1983)

Mild mannered factory worker Eddie Marino (Robert Forster) goes all Charlie Bronson after his son is killed (shotgunned in the bathroom) and wife stabbed by yet another vicious street gang. The gang leader is identified and caught, but given a suspended sentence by a lenient judge after plea bargaining. Naturally Eddie loses it and tries to throttle the judge getting thirty days in the slammer for his trouble. On his release he's left with no option but to seek help from Fred Williamson (I mean who wouldn't want The Hammer on their side) and his gang of vigilantes. Bloody retribution follows, involving one scene in which a couple of cops are brutally machine gunned in their car Reservoir Dogs style. Gritty, nasty stuff with plenty of violence, a good cast (which includes Woody Strode as Eddie's aging prison mentor), and macho posturing from Williamson. Sadly it's also incredibly dumb, with one dimensional characters, and a generic, predictable plot. Rolling Thunder it ain't, but as a mindless action film you could do a lot worse, especially if you like the genre. Which leads me onto this turkey...



Exterminator 2 (Mark Buntzman, 1984)

Exterminator star Robert Ginty sadly passed away on the 21st of September this year, and I thought it only right to re-watch the two films he's best known for. I haven't tabbed The Exterminator because, it's been covered recently, but I am a fan of that movie despite the poor editing, and derivative script; in short it's brutal, and kicks ass. I give it a
-.

Exterminator 2
on the other hand is one of the worst sequels I've ever seen. Once again there's a vicious gang of street punks on the loose (are there any other kind?), this time led by X, played by Mario Van Peebles who looks like he's auditioning for a Kid n' Play video. Ginty who's swapped his blow torch for a flame thrower this time round, has a girlfriend in the form of sexy dancer Caroline (Deborah Geffner), but not for long. Naturally she gets crippled, then murdered by Peebles and co, forcing our welding masked hero back into action to make human barbecue out of them. By the numbers isn't the word for this grade Z dreck. Ginty (who's started combing his hair back eighties style) phones it in, and that's only when he's on screen. All the scenes with him hidden behind the welding mask are clearly performed by a stunt double; what a con. Add to that the most inappropriately annoying 80's filler music in every scene, and lunkheaded dialogue from X such as 'where's my dugs', and don't even get me started on the scene in which Ginty goes all A Team on us and turns a garbage truck into a heavily armoured snow plow.

Anyway R.I.P. Robert Ginty, thanks for being so cool in The Exterminator, and I'm only sorry you had to suffer the indignity that is Exterminator 2.



Alice, Sweet Alice aka Communion (Alfred Sole, 1976)

Is this the most bonafide link between the 70's Italian giallo, and 80's American slasher? Of the films I've seen it would certainly appear so. It's also one of the best gialli/mystery thrillers/slashers (take your pick) I've seen. Set in a 1960's New Jersey catholic community, suspicion falls on the mentally disturbed Alice after her younger sister is strangled and immolated at her first Holy Communion. A further murder, and vicious knife attack take place in her apartment block by a figure wearing the same yellow rain slicker and doll mask she likes to play in. The evidence is overwhelming, and Alice is sectioned, but is she really the killer?

Sole (who's oddly done nothing noteworthy since) crafts a labyrinthine psycholigical mystery masterclass that keeps you guessing right up to the final chilling frame. It's wonderfully photographed, with stylistic nods to Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now (the rain coat), and murder set pieces that recall early Dario Argento. Paula Sheppard is incredibly convincing as the clearly insane, and very creepy Alice, and the film serves as a damning comment on the closed, superstitious nature of deeply religious communities. The doll mask worn by the killer would signal a trend in the slasher boom that would follow, as this film ranks up there with Bob Clark's earlier Black Christmas, and Dario Argento's Deep Red, as the seminal 70's slashers. It's also much better than what was to follow in my opinion. I'd also like to thank Honeykid for recommending this one. Thanks HK.

Other stuff I watched...



The Dark (John 'Bud' Cardos, 1979)
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Not even William 'Rolling Thunder' Devane can save this clunker about an alien that fires lasers from it's eyes terrorizing L.A. Originally conceived as a zombie movie, this was radically re-edited and effects spliced in after the success of Alien. What can I say, it shows...badly. The rarely seen closeup alien effects look rather good, but most of the time the monster shambles around in zombie like fashion as does the boring overlong script. There is a cool final showdown in which a group of police get 'lasered', but I was really struggling to stay awake. Good cast though.



Bad Moon (Eric Red, 1996)

Michael Pare goes to visit his sister (Mariel Hemingway) and nephew after being bitten by a werewolf and murdering some people in the woods. His reasoning? Maybe family love can cure the curse, duh. Dumb, by the numbers werewolf flick, hampered by Pare's wooden performance, and some truly awful CGI transformation sequences. Partially redeems itself with an exciting showdown sequence involving the family dog Thor (the biggest star of the movie) fighting the monster, but most likely forgettable unless you saw it as a kid.



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Drag Me To Hell

Had such a fun time watching this movie and am currently kicking myself for not going to see it in the theatres. It was great.



Nice work 'Used'.

On the ones I have seen, i pretty much agree with you.
"Season of the Witch" is not as bad as its rep would make people believe. Nice use of the song as well.

Naughty naughty though for saying nasty things about the top notch "Halloween 3".


"Vigilante" has such a superb opening (GREAT speech by a totally on form Williamson, leads into that wonderful score for the titles) that all else pretty much pales.
Has some choice moments though, and for hard ass vigilante approving fans like myself the fact there is no liberal moralising and weak-willed pulling back from the revenge is welcome (unlike the wooly liberal, unpunished criminals have rights too but punish the naughty vigilante masturbatory joy of "Death Sentence") and if some of the actual bad guys get off (or should I say 'offed') a bit too lightly...the very end of the film makes up for it. I love that Lustig went THAT FAR with the revenge.


"Alice Sweet Alice" is a nice slow burner, with a rather unique style and feel. The 'bashing upon the head' death scene is a brutal highlight too.
And what the hell can you say about the unforgettable Alphonso DeNoble!!??


Glad you liked "Prey" . Not a big fan of Norman J Warren, but i think this is his most interesting film. Despite not much really happening it has a weird fascination.
What the hell he was thinking during the 5 hour long 'splashing in a muddy puddle' sequence though is anyone's guess!
Sally Faulkner (who had a similar weirdly haunting encounter with nastiness in "Vampyres") is always watchable as well.

Great work 'Used'.



This is our Waterloo baby! you want your city back, you gotta take it!

Yeah cool speech...the ending was pretty awesome too. I actually shouted yes! out loud before bursting into laughter; it was totally unexpected. Shame about the bit in between though.

De Noble was great (and very dubbed), he reminded me of the pervert in Hardware.



This is our Waterloo baby! you want your city back, you gotta take it!

Yeah cool speech...the ending was pretty awesome too.
I actually shouted yes! out loud before bursting into laughter; it was totally unexpected.
Shame about the bit in between though.
It certainly takes too long in getting him 'out there'...the prison scenes seem pointless for example, despite the great Woody Strode.
Nice shouting by the way!



For the week...


Sawdust and Tinsel (1953, Ingmar Bergman)


Elevator to the Gallows (1958, Louis Malle)


Antonio Gaudi (1984, Hiroshi Teshigahara)


Youth of the Beast (1963, Seijun Suzuki)


I Am Cuba (1964, Mikhail Kalatozov)


Shadows (1959, John Cassavetes)
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A system of cells interlinked
Behind the Mask:The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Glosserman, 2006)





A clever mockumentary, I ended up really digging this flick. Dark comedy is interspersed with clever nods to old franchises, and genuine suspense eventually weaves its way into the film, while never losing the parody angle. Surprisingly good.
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Year One (2009) -


This movie had a couple funny parts, but overall, was nothing but childish comedy. Remember when comedies were actually funny? Harold Ramis, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Behind the Mask:The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Glosserman, 2006)





A clever mockumentary, I ended up really digging this flick. Dark comedy is interspersed with clever nods to old franchises, and genuine suspense eventually weaves its way into the film, while never losing the parody angle. Surprisingly good.
i wrote my first short film with the same premise as this movie only i didn't know about this film till a year later. I'm going to have to actually watch this and see how close I was.
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In the Beginning...
I'm alone I know but I hate that film with a passion. I like Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet as actors but I despised their characters in that film, to me the had very few redeeming characterisitcs
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In the Beginning...


Where the Wild Things Are (Jonze, 2009)


You've probably already heard, but Spike Jonze's adaptation of the Sendak classic is not the whimsical, uplifting film you might have been hoping for after viewing the wonderful trailer a few months ago. But that doesn't mean the film is any less remarkable.

I don't want to say too much about the plot, which obviously extends the source material to fill out a 90-minute feature. Long story short, the imaginative Max struggles with the insensitivity of the real world and ventures off on his own, stumbling upon the hideaway of the "Wild Things," a motley crew of monsters that are just as silly, imaginative, and unsorted as he.

Wild Things is an obvious examination of the childhood experience, and it's nice to see a film that isn't afraid to be goofy, nonsensical, angry, irrational, and terrified - a true reflection of the awkwardness of being a kid. In this way, we're forced to revisit our own childhoods - the silly games, the skyward curiosities; and yes, the pain, the confusion, and the powerlessness to make the world your own.

At its center, Wild Things is, finally, a validation of our time as children. Kids shouldn't have to bear the burden of loneliness and insecurity; and yet, invariably, they do. It's a part of life, and as an adult, you look back, remember, and hopefully make your peace. Because childhood is something you never get back, and that makes it worth celebrating.