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Kenny, don't paint your sister.
Class?! I hope you informed your class that Isaac's beastly Englishman never actually burnt people alive in a building.
History this is not...Mel's desperate plea to be classed as an American it most definately is.

No, we all knew it was put in for the movie. We were supposed to compare the actual events to modern media.
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No, we all knew it was put in for the movie. We were supposed to compare the actual events to modern media.
Excellent. I don't mind being a beastly Englishman (I am one) but I only like to be classed as beastly for the beastly things I've actually done.


Wish we had movie classes when I was at school.



I've seen loads of movies since my last tab so I'll try and keep these brief...



Savage Streets (Danny Steinmann, 1984)
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It's a shame you're not double jointed, because you wont be able to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye before I kill you.

Exorcist star Linda Blair goes postal after her deaf sister (played by scream queen Linnea Quigley) is gang raped, and her best friend murdered by a vicious street gang (who all dress like they just got back from a Billy Idol concert). Cue an incredibly hammy melange of Death Wish and Class of 1984 as Blair camps it up in Razzie award winning style. Slow and cliched; Savage Streets takes an age to get to the revenge fuelled action, but Blair is so gleefully over the top, that it remains highly watchable. I really enjoyed this one and recommend it to anyone who likes vigilante movies and 80's cheese. Plus If you want to see Linda Blair naked in the bath then this is definitely the film for you.



Macabre
(Lamberto Bava, 1980)
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Bernice Stegers gives a seductively manic performance as a housewife who loses her husband in a car crash and proceeds to keep his rotting severed head in the fridge so she can make love to it. Her blind landlord's suspicions are are soon aroused along with her estranged (and decidedly evil) daughter who begin to hear her 'noises' at night. Underrated film from Lamberto Bava is a complex slow burner which cleverly plays on themes of sexual repression, incest, and necrophilia with often blackly comic results. Some say this is uneventful and boring, but I found Stegers' performance, and the complex relationships on offer ample compensation for the lethargic pacing.



Hard Times (Walter Hill, 1975)

Wonderful period action film from Hill with Charles Bronson perfectly cast as Chaney; a strong silent type who drifts into depression era New Orleans looking to make some fast money on the street fighting circuit. Ready to take advantage is Speed (James Coburn) a fast talking promoter with a gambling habit. This is highly entertaining stuff, with an authentic period feel, perfect pacing and likable three dimensional characters. The fight scenes are fantastic and the story involving. I'll be looking to pick this up on dvd. Highly recommended



Sole Survivor (Thom Eberhardt, 1983)
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TV producer Denise (Anita Skinner) is the sole survivor of a plane crash but gets stalked by eerie figures who appear to want her dead. Throw into the mix a concerned doctor-come-lover, and a psychic friend who warned her not to take the flight, and you have an intriguing mixture of Carnival of Souls and Final Destination. Despite the interesting premise, Eberhardt's treatment is sadly a little plodding, and the editing (especially at the beginning of the movie) is somewhat confusing. On the plus side it's well acted, with some well crafted suspense sequences and a satisfyingly downbeat ending. Worth a look.



The Witch Who Came from the Sea (Matt Cimber, 1976)

Genuine oddity with Millie Perkins (who reminded me a lot of Miranda July) excellent as an ethereal kook with a murderous vendetta against good looking men. Sporting incredibly eccentric dialogue, dreamlike flashback sequences and an all round air of the strange; this often confusing film ties everything together with a disturbing final revelation, but takes an age to get there, and feels very pretentious. Still, I liked the weird seaside atmosphere, crazy dialogue, and arthouse/exploitation aesthetic. A genuine, if rather unsatisfying original.



All the Colors of the Dark
(Sergio Martino, 1972)

A big improvement on the lackluster Torso; Martino's heady mixture of giallo and horror plays like a cross between Rosemary's Baby and Lucio Fulci's A Lizard in a Woman's Skin. Beautiful giallo regular Edwige Fenech plays a young woman recovering from a car accident (in which she lost her unborn child) who believes she's being inducted into a murderous satanic cult. There's a sinister blue eyed man stalking her with seemingly malicious intent, and she's frequently plagued by psychedelic visions of her mother's murder (or is it her own?). At first everyone (including her love interest played by fellow giallo regular George Hilton) thinks she's losing the plot confusing fantasy with reality. But then people start turning up dead, and elements of her 'episodes' begin to manifest themselves physically. With much better pacing, and a decent central performance from Fenech, I found All the Colors of the Dark to be lots of fun. Especially impressive is Marino's use of colour saturated lighting and dramatic shadows often reminiscent of Mario Bava. The suspense, particularly a sequence involving an elevator, is handled effectively, and there's the usual helping of glamorous female flesh on offer. Good fun.



The Case of the Scorpion's Tail (Sergio Martino, 1971)
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Lisa Baumer (Ida Galli) stands to inherit one million dollars after her husband is blown up on a plane. Off she goes to Greece to collect her fortune, but is pursued by Peter Lynch (George Hilton again); an investigator for the insurance company who think she may have something to do with her husband's death. Soon however, there's a murderer on the loose with a penchant for knives and fishing gear. Enter into the fray French photojournalist Cleo (Anita Strindberg), and various law enforcement officials, as true to style, things become decidedly convoluted and bloody. I found this to be a derivative, but entertaining giallo, with stylistic nods to Argento's The Bird With the Crystal Plumage (the killer's choice of outfits) and Hitchcock's Psycho (the first of the film's dramatic plot twists). Whist there's nothing really remarkable about the film, it does make sense, the murders are very gruesome, there's an energetic jazzy score from Bruno Nicolai, and Strindberg looks suitably glamorous. I loved it, but this is really only for genre fans.



Bad Ronald (Buzz Kulick, 1974 TV)
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Scott Jacoby is Ronald; a bullied mommy's boy and loner who lives in his own fantasy world of elves and goblins. After he accidentally kills one of his tormentors (a young girl); he panics and buries the body which is subsequently discovered by the police. Fearful he can no longer claim it was an accident; his mother (the wonderful Kim Hunter) decides to wall up a room in the house and hide him. Their plan works until Ronald's mother dies suddenly, leaving him alone in his hideaway as a new family moves in. Whilst the production values never rise above TV movie trappings, the story is very involving, and Jacoby is excellent as the well meaning Ronald, doomed to insanity. I didn't really find this scary (or credible - why didn't anyone spot that a large room was walled up?); but with such a great story, and at a mere 74 minutes this proved to be an entertaining distraction. It reminded me a lot of shows like The Twilight Zone, and Tales of the Unexpected which is a good thing.



What Have They Done to Your Daughters?
/ Don't Ask the Police for Help (Massimo Dallamano, 1974)

Dallamano's follow up (not sequel) to his celebrated giallo What Have You Done to Solange? is a complete change of pace. Instead of the lethargic stately pacing of Solange; Daughters is more of a fast paced (yet talky) Poliziotteschi with giallo undertones. Police investigate the suicide of a young girl and uncover evidence of a teenage prostitution ring. In the meantime a crash helmet wearing killer proceeds to bump off everyone connected to the case with a meat cleaver. It's just as sleazy as it sounds with police and political corruption all figuring in the subsequent mayhem which badly lacks a sense of humour. Daughters is well made enough with a nice minimalist score from Stelvio Cipriani, and some decent chase sequences involving said biker, but the grim tone grates when compared to similar offerings.



Frightmare (Pete Walker, 1974)

Sheila Keith is wonderfully deranged as a supposedly 'cured' cannibal who, along with her husband (Rupert Davies), has been released from a mental institution after fifteen years. Soon her daughter from a previous marriage Jackie (Deborah Fairfax) suspects she's up to her old tricks again, and enlists the help of her psychiatrist boyfriend (Paul Greenwood) to investigate. Proving a further hindrance is Jackie's unruly sister Debbie (Kim Butcher) who's been involved in a murder, and may know more about their mother than she's letting on. Well written tale, is superbly played by all ensemble, but Keith is sensationally creepy as the cannibalistic mother who just can't help herself. Clearly made on the cheap, Walker does an excellent job of cranking up the tension culminating with the inevitable bloodbath and family revelations. Very much of it's time stylistically, though the plot could have been written yesterday; Frightmare is an excellent horror film that pretty much ticked all my boxes.



Body Double (Brian De Palma, 1984)
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Giallo American style with De Palma back in Dressed to Kill mode with the usual nods to Hitchcock (Rear Window) and Argento (Tenebre). Here Craig Wasson plays a dim witted struggling actor with claustrophobia who witnesses a murder after using a telescope to spy on an attractive neighbour (Deborah Shelton). Soon he's hooking up with porn star Holly Body (the lovely Melanie Griffith on top form) who may know the identity of the killer. Delightfully trashy and sleazy; this has the usual blend of elaborately staged set pieces, punctuated by one gory killing and a somewhat predictable ending. Very eighties and very watchable, I enjoyed this immensely; though it's not in the same league as Dressed to Kill.

Other stuff I watched...

Return of Sister Street Fighter
(Shigehiro Ozawa, 1974)

A distinct step down; this third installment uses exactly the same plot again, whilst forgoing the gore and excitement of previous entries.

Sister Street Fighter: Fifth Level Fist (Shigehiro Ozawa, 1976)

Completely unrelated film has Shihomi playing a different character who also has rotten luck when it come to family members getting bumped off. Pretty forgettable.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
Wow! I haven't seen Bad Ronald since it premiered on ABC 35 years ago, and it's been almost as long since I've seen Hard Times and The Witch Who Came From the Sea.
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Glad you liked "Frightmare". It is a good 'un and Keith is amazing (as always).



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
The Invention Of Lying



In a world where everyone must tell the truth, one man after being fired and almost evicted is pushed to the limits. His brain does something abnormal, he tells a lie. Not just any lie, the world's first lie. Since no one in this universe has ever heard a lie before, they take it as fact. Now this man has the world at his feet.

It is a clever concept, a clever and more massive spin on Liar Liar, yet that might not be such a good thing. The premise of this film is funny, but it becomes too much of itself and is tiresome after a while. The joke goes on and on, he tells lies, people believe him. In one scene a lie gets him in too deep to dig himself back up and that's where the conflict in this film comes in. Yet one can ask themselves a simple question, why not just lie his way out of it, instead of digging deeper holes.

Gervais is at the lead again, after his feel good comedy Ghost Town, which people decided to skip. This time around he's also behind the camera, yet nothing technical about this film pops out, it plays out like an average comedy, relying on it's one concept. The one concept gets some laughs here and there, but there are never any really laugh out loud moments.

The film has some emotional scenes, that influence the rest of the film. The comedy kind of takes a second step to the theme of religion. Some people may find this irritating. Jennifer Garner plays the romantic lead, who finds Gervais fat and with a stubby nose, not a good match genetically for a marriage and children. Yet they form a friendship, one in which Gervais hopes will blossom into something more. Does it? Well, how do romantic comedies usually work out? Here the outcome doesn't seem too believable. Things happens and people react without really knowing why, this leaves little for character arc.

How do people live in a world with no lies? Well, when you want to watch a film, you go to the theatre. In that theatre you'll see a guy sitting in a chair reciting history. Since, movies are mostly fiction, no one can make one, cause it would be a lie. See where this film goes? A retirement home becomes "A place where old people go to die", so on and so on.

The film does have some really funny cameos. It's mostly the usual comedy round, but there is at least one in which I was so caught off guard that I just couldn't help but laugh. Look out for a cop. Jonah Hill and Louis C.K. play two supporting character, neither are funny.

The film is funny, but not enough to warrant a theatre viewing. This has rental written all over it. It simply cannot stand on it's concept for too long, because it becomes a bit dull. If it were a short, I could enjoy it more.


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The Departed

Some dancing dialogue, a typically scene-snorting turn by Nicholson, a contrastingly harried descent by Di Caprio, & lots of Scorsese gloss and flow means this feels like an original take. It's been a long time since i saw Infernal Affairs, which i liked, but inevitably it still coloured my viewing. The twists have most of their impact muted etc, although they're executed well.

Di Caprio was almost Tony Leung good, which is saying summat. Damon, altho very fitting in his frat-boy-ish turn at first, lost his way a bit for me. I still felt some emotion for the guy, but he wasn't convincing me in his moments of high tension (in the cinema etc). Wahlberg i didn't buy at all. In fact i want my money back for his presence in that role - or general lack of it. And casting Ray Winstone as a non-cockney? You get used to it, but it still doesn't really work. Plenty of the other big and small names blend in fine though.

For all Nicholson's fireworks and blood-pawed eccentricities, i didn't actually feel the claustrophobic threat that peaked in the original at times. I can see why they did some things differently - the hand cast etc - but felt Leo was almost having to carry some of the nerve-jangling through harrowedness alone. The editing even seemed to slip the odd beat, which surprised me, as stalwart Schoonmaker was in the chair again. Just little odd things - like the clumsy-looking cut-via-black bits at the initial funeral - a concertinaed conversation in the cafe (admittedly that might have been my digibox glitching ). The triple zoom cut in the alleyway stalking also seemed a bit desperate - and again the scene itself didn't seem to have the tension i remember being in original, altho was fine in its own right.

IF had it's own foibles of course, and there's been talk on other threads of dodgy dialogue etc. Trying to take this flick on its own merits, it's still got lots of stand out points. It just didn't take the leap beyond into being a great film, for me. (I did like some of the apparent additions tho - the city hall aspirations, and to an extent the father-figure stuff, that i don't recall in the original. But as for the CGI rat at the end? Frankly, that stank ).



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Couldn't stand "Infernal Affairs", and that's from a HK film fan for many years and someone who has met Chow Yun Fat. I thought it dull, confused and...nothing.

I thought "The Departed" was a vast improvement, far more interesting, exciting and engaging. It's let down only by Nicholson.
It seems even the mighty, mighty Scorsese was laid low by this ego****ingmaniac.
If you look at who Scorsese normally works with...star ego is not normally in the mix. DeNiro has such a zero off set personality he can't really summon up a star ego surely.

His damn rat impressions make the film nosedive. Scorsese should have slapped the old coot down and reminded him whose damn film it was and if he does not cut the crap he'll be replaced...Plenty of top actors (which Nicholson normally is of course) would leap at the chance to work with our Marty.

Other than that though (American twang Winstone aside, as you said), I thought it was a class act and for once left Hong Kong floundering.



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Yeah i need to revisit Infernal to re-gauge it. My first impression was pretty favourable, but felt it was a bit unravelled at times (& occasionally silly at others). I can still see some of the scenes tho, and feel some of the tension, particularly on Leung's side, despite the fogginess of my recall (gotta be a plus point that). Plus it has that advantage of having got the twists in first.

Yeah, the rat impression was daft. Kind of in keeping with the 'Nicholsoness' that was pervading his portrayal, but that in itself was ultimately out of place, and took me out of the film.

I liked all the Oirish additions, definitely made it more accessible to a westerner and that, and i suspect it was presented in a more coherent way overall too.

(PS if you see Yun Fat again, preferably on the set of The Corrupter 2, can you get him to deck Marky Mark for me? )



(PS if you see Yun Fat again, preferably on the set of The Corrupter 2, can you get him to deck Marky Mark for me? )
Will do!
He was great actually.
It was just before his move to Hollywood and he just adored the reception he got from us all during the film festival in London that was honouring him.

Hong Kong audiences, and indeed general Chinese audiences in the UK, are actually very staid and quite frankly just don't show their enthusiasm.
I can say this from sitting in a couple of actual Hong Kong cinemas and in a London Chinatown cinema (showing "A B T") where all was pretty much deathly silence, whereas Western fans really get into the films.

As such he was in heaven when we all cheered him.
He said that Hong Kong fans just don't do this and he literally wanted more and more and called for it!
A really nice guy. Never thought much of his rather sour faced wife though (sorry Chow) and she seems to be a bit of a bulldog manager type.
But Chow was a joy.

You can find footage of the show on the old UK, retail, box set VHS of "A B T" and "The Killer" and on at least one 'Eastern Heroes' DVD.

I know links are not allowed normally...but I hope this is okay...as these are some of the photos I took of the event, and so are not available anywhere else and you may find them interesting. And I ain't downloading them all onto here.
http://www.beardyfreak.com/photoschow.htm

Hope that's okay.



The Last Samurai -

(Edward Zwick, 2003)

I never really wanted to watch it, but I watched part of it on F/X and then decided to Netflix it. I pretty much loved every second. Even if it was 2 and a half hours long, the entire film just seemed to fly by. I loved the ending so much, because it was so moving. I guess when I get some extra cash me I'll go and pick up the DVD. I wouldn't mind watching it again.



Heat -
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(Michael Mann, 1995)

Now this was a damn good film, every second of it. The two heist scenes were done was great. Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, and Val Kilmer all played their parts so perfectly. The ending between Pacino and DeNiro is what I had been waiting for the entire movie. This really does deserve all the hype that it seems to get from people.



The Godfather -

(Francis Ford Cappola, 1972)

Finally got a chance to re-watch this, after waiting about a year since I had first seen it. I had always thought that I liked Part II more, but this time, this one seemed to just be better. It went flew by completely, I couldn't believe how fast it went by. I was totally surprised. This probably has the best cast ever, Pacino, Brando, Caan, Duvall, and Keaton.



The Godfather: Part II -

(Francis Ford Cappola, 1974)

Surprisingly enough, I didn't like it as much as the first. I still liked the story in this one more, because I loved Vito's backstory, but it seemed a lot slower. Especially those last 30 minutes of the movie or so, it felt so damned long. It's still worth it for those last few minutes of the movie.



Juno -

(Jason Reitman, 2007)

I didn't hate this time around, but I still don't think it's all that great. It's a good film definitely, but I don't know, there's still something about it that I just don't like about it all that much. I'm not even completely sure what that thing is. I loved Jason Bateman in it, though.



Trick'r Treat -

(Michael Dougherty, 2009)

The best horror film I've seen in years. It's very orginal, and very fast paced. The twist ending totally took me by surprise completely. It's not very long so it's like the perfect length, because it'd start to get boring after awhile. How this didn't get a theatrical release is beyond me. It's defintiely one of the years best.



Zombieland -

(Ruben Fleischer, 2009)

When I get some more free time on my hand, I may type up a full review for this. For now, this will have to do. This is the most fun I've had at a movie theater this year, probably even longer than that. It's incredibly fun, very gory, and is too fun to express in words. You have to see it before it leaves theaters to experience the full extent of the fun of the movie.



The Texas Chain Saw Massacre -

(Tobe Hooper, 1974)

This has inspiried me to try to spend as much time this month catching up on all those horror films that I haven't seen yet. I think that if I wouldn't have watched it after seeing Zombieland, it wouldn't have seemed so slow. It didn't really scare me at all, but I think that's just because it's like impossible for me to get scared at any movie anymore. There were some truly shocking moments in this, though, no doubt about that. Though the ending seemed kind of lame.



The Brothers Solomon -
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(Bob Odenkirk, 2007)

Yeah it was very stupid and kind of lame, but Will Arnett was pretty damned funny in it. I want to try and see all of the roles that Will Arnett has been in, after finishing Arrested Development. I mean he was the funniest actor on the show, no doubt. The movie itself is pretty stupid, but there are some pretty funny spots throughout the movie. It's on Netflix instant watch, so if you're in the mood for something stupid but funny, give it a shot.




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Galaxy Quest

first viewing, loved it. Simple, funny with a great play on sci fi tv shows. Plus, i still have a girl crush on sigourney weaver who definitely needs to get more comedies. Plus, Tim Allen, not the worst lead in a movie
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Galaxy quest is one of my favourites, just watched it again the other day
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Jack was my favorite in The Departed.



Zombieland 2009

It's got enough charm and wild video-game flair to hold it's own against others like it , it's in no means epic like Dawn of the Dead or as funny as Shaun of the Dead - but one of the funnest times I've had in the theater for awhile.

"This is so exciting , your about to learn who your gona call"





School of Rock 2003

Not nearly as awesome as it could have been , Jack Black plays a slightly more uptight version of his own Jack Black character. I wrote this movie off long ago as run of the mill garbage and it was surprisingly non-cheap.





Southland Tales 2007

After a couple viewings the movie is anything but open ended , I was very underwhelmed on this viewing because the loose parts of the movie that I probably spent time thinking about just what was going on - I neglected , still a lot of great moments and photography , but not the masterpiece I claimed it was years ago - there isn't enough meat on it to be a masterpiece.





Adaptation 2002

Speaking of meat , Adaptation has it in bulk. This movie gets better every time I watch it , Kaufman's script does have surreality and complex meta-processes , but the performers take center stage. Cage's chemistry with himself is brilliant. Cooper and Streep are amazing as well , subtle powerful acting , with mounds of great dialogue.





A cinematic celebration of fun and quality film making.

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The Parallax View (1974, Alan J. Pakula)


Cruel Gun Story (1964, Takumi Furukawa)


2 or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967, Jean-Luc Godard)


The Fire Within (1963, Louis Malle)


The Hit (1984, Stephen Frears)


Blast of Silence (1961, Allen Baron)


Elmer Gantry (1960, Richard Brooks)


The Children Are Watching Us (1944, Vittorio De Sica)


Run Fatboy Run (2007, David Schwimmer)


Seven Beauties (1975, Lina Wertmuller)
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Somers Town

A quietly wonderful tale. An amiable lad, astray in the big city, makes friends with a Polish kid left to dream his days away by his journeyman father. Actions and tone do all the heavy lifting. There's no need for colour-coded signals of intent - the actors all have enough presence to keep the film right on track. Meadows can often just frame the action and let the timing and the silences tell their own tales. Multi-camera shooting allows for plenty of comic and naturalistic interchanges, but occasionally he'll just sit back and allow a scene to play itself out.

The boys find some spice added to their lives by a French waitress in a local cafe. The eponymous region they're in connects London to France via the Eurostar, and it's no surprise that only a few local characters make an appearance. King's Cross is a mixing pot, populated by different trades and nationalities depending on the time of day. It's a perfect setting for this tale, which if it fails at all, is perhaps in that it is so very short and sweet.






Some top viewing here guys 'n' gals!

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Spot on views all round there. Though an extra 1 for "TCM" for me. Just as classic as it ever was...which is very, was...er...anyway 4.5 for me.

Nice to see some love for "The Last Samurai", I thought it delivered big time.
Overly romanticised the Samurai (not that nice actually) but otherwise a solid historical actioner, that seems to have fallen into the, now seemingly permanent, trap of 'he's a Scientology whack job so **** his films'. Hell, I thought "MI:3" was by far the best of the bunch.

No interest in "juno", but the other ratings there were spot on. Perhaps .5 more for "Godfather 2" . Groovy thoughts mate.


Harry: "The Hit"?! That's a blast from the past. Tim Roth with bleached hair if memory serves.



Some top viewing here guys 'n' gals!

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Spot on views all round there. Though an extra 1 for "TCM" for me. Just as classic as it ever was...which is very, was...er...anyway 4.5 for me.
I think if I didn't watch it after such a fast paced film like Zombieland, I could've liked it a bit more. It was still pretty shocking, but I felt it took too long to actually get to seeing Leatherface and by that time the movie was practically at the end of the movie.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
My Mother's Castle (Yves Robert, 1990)




Beautiful continuation of My Father's Glory where the Pagnol family returns to Provence for the Winter and Spring Breaks and eventually the weekends, this time walking through luxurious estates they are not really allowed to traverse. The key scenes are the continuation of the rustic country vacations, but this time Marcel (Julien Ciamaca) falls for the demanding Isabelle (Julie Timmerman), much to the chagrin of his best friend Lili (Jorias Molinas) and his younger brother Paul (Victorien Delamare). The second thing plotwise which is new in this film are the adventures of the family getting to and from their home away from home. A former student (Philippe Uchan) of the father (Philippe Caubère) works as a canal guard and gives Dad a key to unlock and lock all the gates along a shortcut which will help give all the family, especially frail Mother (Nathalie Roussel), a much quicker walk along the way. Right from the melancholy music playing over the opening credits, you can tell that My Mother's Castle will eventually become much more serious than the romantic innocence of the first film. The ultimate lesson of this film is that life moves quickly and innocence will be lost and pain gained, but there really is no need to tell the children before it's time to learn these unforgiving facts of life.


Effi Briest (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1974)




Fassbinder tries to capture the aloofness he took from this 19th-century classic German novel in two striking manners, both which will go a long way to determine how much the viewer enjoys the film. First, for a film about teenage girl Effi Briest (Hanna Schgulla) leaving her family to marry a successful older nobleman (Wolfgang Schenk), the director shoots in black-and-white and drops the two lead characters into an estate filled with mirrors, curtains, sculptures, see-through doors, etc. Almost all of the scenes involving these two characters are filmed so that they are separated by all these objects surrounding them, and their dialogue often consists of formal exchanges where they either disagree with each other's opinions or are unable to understand them. There is a lot of dialogue in the film too, so if you do not understand German it could cause one to have to either miss the dialogue or the visuals, but as I say, they seem to reflect and counterpoint each other anyway. The other way Fassbinder fills out his story is by having another important character presented in an entirely different manner. Effi's husband is often away on business, so she seeks companionship from a Major (Ulli Lommel) during these times. Most of their activities are filmed outdoors and described by a narrator (Fassbinder) who is basically allowed to illustrate the most-emotional feelings which Effi has. This film fits in well with Fassbinder's evolution of fitting his technique and style specifically to each project, so it would be perfect to study in a film class on Fassbinder. I feel it's somewhat less-successful as a film to try to enjoy, although the cinematography and sets are aesthetically-pleasing. For those who care, this is the actual on-screen title of this movie: Fontane Effi Briest oder viele, die eine Ahnung haben von ihren Möglichkeiten und ihren Bedürfnissen und trotzdem das herrschende System in ihrem Kopf akzeptieren durch ihre Taten und es somit festigen und durchaus bestätigen.

Dark Star (John Carpenter, 1974)




Carpenter's first feature film, allegedly shot for $60,000, has some laughs and charm in basically making a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but with some twists like having a beach ball with claws play an alien, having one character with an enormous 8-track tape collection, and having another character with almost a surfing fetish get to go out with a bang. The opening scene with the talking head enunciating all his words exactly as a similar character does in 2001 had me going up front, and I liked Pinback (Dan O'Bannon) as my favorite character, but I have to admit that it does really feel stretched out during much of it. Although it's certainly a cult film, I think I would have liked it better in its original conception as a student-made short film. Even so, many of the conversations with the Bomb bordered on priceless and the homemade sets and costumes bring smiles so I guess it's really up to you how much you enjoy the flick. It's probably more fun to watch Dark Star just before you watch Alien to catch the many similarities between the spaceships Dark Star and Nostromo.

Broadway Danny Rose (Woody Allen, 1984)




Woody Allen's attempt at making a short-and-sweet, straight-up comedy is mostly successful. Much of the humor comes from the wonderfully offbeat and borderline pathetic "quality" of all the acts which talent agent Danny Rose (Allen) represents. There are also plenty of laughs coming from Rose's putdowns of a few people and his reactions to all the dangerous situations he gets himself into just by representing his underachieving clients. The main client Danny is currently shepherding, during this recollection of him by several comics at a deli, is has-been singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte) who's in the middle of a comeback but is in love with mobster's squeeze Tina (Mia Farrow), and Danny gets into big trouble while escorting Tina and trying to keep Lou's wife from finding out about the relationship. Gordon Willis once again paints a loving B&W picture of NYC and environs, and there's a hilarious scene involving the balloon floats of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, but even though the film is fun, it really is almost lighter-than-air because without all the scenes involving the comics talking about Danny Rose and the credits, the flick would be less than 70 minutes long.

Elmer Gantry (Richard Brooks, 1960)




My second favorite film is Elmer Gantry, but when I say "favorite", I can also mean "best" and be totally honest about it. I just watched it again, and I'm really struck by how much writer/director Brooks was able to get into a two-and-one-half-hour movie. The film only covers a small portion of Sinclair Lewis' novel, but it seems to me that about five hours worth of plot and incident is included in the flick which seems to fly by without a boring moment anywhere. It's set in the 1920s Midwest and follows traveling salesman Elmer Gantry (Oscar-winner Burt Lancaster) who is something of a triple threat. He'll attempt to sell anything, especially himself, using booze, sex and religion. At first glance, he seems to be a huckster, and he actually is, but when given the right circumstances, Gantry can be honest and heartfelt about his devotion to God, even considering the question of Hell and Damnation.



After a Christmas Eve of "drunken debauchery" and a near beating on a freight train he hopped, Gantry comes into a small town and proceeds to begin singing a spiritual at a black church. This rousing scene shows how much Gantry loves the "old-time religion", and it isn't long before he becomes fixated on the traveling revival of Sister Sharon Falconer (a wonderful Jean Simmons). It seems clear at the outset that Gantry is more interested in Sharon's body than her soul, but they do develop something along a mutual admiration society, despite trepidation from Sharon's business manager Bill Morgan (Dean Jagger, great as always) who uncovers Gantry's unsavory past at a seminary. Also covering Sister Sharon, Gantry and Morgan are Pulitzer-Prize-winning reporter Jim Lefferts (the superb Arthur Kennedy) who is outwardly friendly but somewhat antagonistic towards what he sees as the fleecing of the poor by the revival "industry" and a general disdain for religion.



As I've mentioned in my Top 100 list, I believe that Elmer Gantry has the most perfect collection of dialogue ever written for a screenplay, and with this ensemble of actors delivering it, it comes across as being spoken by real people who totally understand themselves from moment-to-moment, even if they're forced to evolve over the course of the entire film which only makes their words and actions even more believable to me. Maybe some film watchers believe the dialogue is just too good, too witty or powerful to be all that believable, but I certainly don't come from the school where the best and/or most entertaining films have to be completely true-to-life. After all, I like to watch movies to escape from life, although I love it when life is illuminated by any film, and I don't go out of my way to eliminate certain kinds of films from being those which can help me to bring a deeper understanding about our place in this world. Elmer Gantry makes no apologies about pushing all the key buttons of melodrama, whether it be sex, violence, religion, politics, or what have you, and I certainly feel no need to apologize for the success at which the film presents its story and characters in a fast-paced narrative which touches on some subjects which even today many filmmakers wouldn't have the nerve to approach.



Let's see here... I still haven't mentioned the big scenes in the Big fictional City of Zenith and the introduction of George F. Babbitt (Edward Andrews), a character so famous that Lewis wrote an entire novel about him. Nor have I brought up Lulu Baines (Shirley Jones, another Oscar for Best Supporting Actress), the young woman whom Gantry "rammed the fear of God into" on Christmas Eve behind the seminary pulpit and who makes an appearance again which will greatly affect Gantry and his "Bible Broad". I also haven't mentioned Patti Page and "What is Love? Love is the Morning and the Evening Star." Then there's the whole thing at the end involving the shooting star and whether Sister Sharon was somehow touched by the Hand of God or turned into a megalomaniac. Quite a few members have watched Elmer Gantry and presented their thoughts on it. Most of them give it a polite, yet unimpressive, rating which sometimes makes me think that I just must be out of touch with reality. But then I think and feel a little harder and take a look at things from the other side; no, I'm not out-of-touch, but I may have stayed in-touch for just too-long now.