Does being in the library make you horny?

I say no, but my boyfriend would think otherwise....he wants a job in our school library.

Are you describing yourself or every male alive?

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Sorry if I mispell alot of words, I painted my keyboard black to match my computer and monitor and theres no letters on the keys anymore. I'm too lazy to spell check sometimes.

NO you Perv

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

only on tuesdays......

Another place that revs my engine is the planetarium. Those pulsating stars and ringencircled planets seem to cause a thrusting action that I cannot explain. I am sure a lot of women enjoy the bursting effects of comets also.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

What is actually there in a library to turn you on? Seriously, just books, furniture and carpet. Ohhh unless there's a hot looking nerdy chick in a short skirt at the counter~ then i guess its okay.

My friend married a librarian.

Make of that what you will...

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

My school librarian's a black belt in kung fu...

So NO! UGHHHHHHHH!

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Ooh, looks like I've tipped the balance!

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"When I was younger, I always wanted to be somebody. Now that I'm older, I realise I should've been more specific."

Seeing as my mother-in-law is the librarian at my local library, um...no!

Just the librarians usually.

Does it for me..

Sunfrog, I have noticed (not that I am judging you) [or maybe I am by pointing this out] but do you have an obsession with sex? You have started a few sex-related threads here. It doesn't matter so much to me but there are places you can get help if you are interested.

Where? Where? God damn it tell me Gummo........can't see screen, eyesight blurry, palms clamy, fishnets chaffing......

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Hey Pepe, would you say I have a plethora of presents?


Toga, toga, toga......


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

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We all talk about sex at some point, right? Humans are sexual beings like animals.

Yes but I don't find animals sexual Gummo YOU FREAK!!!



Oh sorry, like animals, I though you wrote I like animals!!!
Sometimes I'm sooooooooo bad!

ummm okay. I'm not into beastiality Have you seen the movie "Animal"? with Rob Schneider...thats a good one if you are into it.

I have animals in my library. The city hires them on.

I hate my library!

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Do you have books in your barn?

Why? Would you like to feed the pig and flip my pages?