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Do you pop in headphones when she plays the albums or do you just silently suffer?

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Silently suffer no snoring but I talk in my sleep. I hang in the middle.

OOOH!!!! A sleep talker!! What do you say?

My wife told me I told Stephanie to take a seat on an airplane once. I don’t know a Stephanie.

Did she believe you? Has your wife ever gotten mad at you over a dream?

She’s gotten mad at me over her own dreams. Apparently dream me is a jerk.

That happened to my dad. My mom woke up mad at him over something he did in a dream.

Do you tend to remember your dreams?

Cat with the hard-hitting questions!

I used to be a middle-man with a slight lean to the left, but lately it won't stop spinning like a propeller. I'm thinking it's a case of demonic possession. An idle penis is the devil's plaything . . . or however that saying goes. Too much inactivity lately.

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I remember some bits of dreams. Some recurring dreams. Dreams that are memorable for some reason.

Suspect, does your wife mind you watching porn or do you regularly delete your browsing history?

Also, how's the meth cooking coming along nowadays?

I'm pleased TUS answered that one! I was thinking it'd get passed over. I'm happy we're this comfortable with each other here on Cat Chat...

Care to share a recurring one?

I have my own laptop and use my phone if I’m lazy. If she needs to borrow my laptop I open up a different browser for her. Safari is safe. Firefox is not.

Some people watch porn on their phones on adblocker browsers, with headphones on.

If only I knew how then I’d kiss my money problems good bye. Right? No?

This isn't about you, cat!

He may have been referring to farting.

I'd be flattered, but sadly I don't think I make the bank.

I’m being chased through a city by a group of mercenaries. One is the guy who played Ares in Hercules and Xena. They chase me through San Francisco. One has a bow and arrow. He shoots me. They think I’m dead. The woman rips my left pant leg off and in yellow paint writes HERO. She circles it in blue paint.

I get up and run. They chase again. One has Hubba Bubba Bubblegum and when he drops a square on the ground a section of the city explodes. I meet up with a blonde and I wake up just before we have sex.