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Me and my buddy have a bet on whether or not Monica Bellucci has had breast implants. Can somebody spill the truth on the matter?? Thanks



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Yes, when Bellucci and I were having lunch yesterday she told me they were real.

Now go away.
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Originally Posted by Piddzilla
Yes, when Bellucci and I were having lunch yesterday she told me they were real.
She told you...........or did she show you.......
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I am having a nervous breakdance
Originally Posted by Nikki
She told you...........or did she show you.......
No, you got it all wrong! First she showed me.. then I just had to ask.. and that's when she told me. Then Vincent Cassel tried to kill me.



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Yeah I bet Vince set the weird French monster on you..
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Originally Posted by Piddzilla
No, you got it all wrong! First she showed me.. then I just had to ask.. and that's when she told me. Then Vincent Cassel tried to kill me.
Tell the truth Piddy. Your friend met her in a suana, tripped and slapped her hands on the momba-jomba's in question, and found they were real. Then when she found out that that friend was there at your behest, she got angry and left your company forever, parting with the words, "They're real and they're fabulous!"
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I am having a nervous breakdance
Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
Tell the truth Piddy. Your friend met her in a suana, tripped and slapped her hands on the momba-jomba's in question, and found they were real. Then when she found out that that friend was there at your behest, she got angry and left your company forever, parting with the words, "They're real and they're fabulous!"
Yes.. now it's coming back to me. That's how it happened.



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Poor Jerry ..I mean..crap



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