Official MoFo Frontal Nudity Thread

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It's one of your favorite nude scenes, isn't it?
Only after 500 beers.
So it is! 500 beers is just a sip to you.



Came here for full frontal nudity photos of mofos. Was disappointed.
Miss Vicky sells them with her.

$20 for the first photo.
$10 for each additional photo.
Add $5 if you want a rat dressed in a leather/bondage/S&M costume included.
Add $10 for two or more rats.



Came here for full frontal nudity photos of mofos. Was disappointed.
Who would be the easiest to convince?



Oh, and how could I forget...

American History X (1998)
The prison shower scene, you see Mexican junk right before Edward Norton gets jail-raped.



Pasolini's "Salo or 120 Days of Sodom" has every type of nudity you can think of! both male and female!!



Master of My Domain
This is actually turning out to be a good thread. Great job guys.



I'm pretty surprised everyone got over bush and dong so quickly...

Here are a couple more anyways (since I was the OP I feel obligated )

A Clockwork Orange (1971)
A young woman is being raped by a gang of misfits and gets her clothes torn off, revealing pretty much everything.

Gangster No. 1 (2000)
Kind of weird but I'm fairly certain that this was the first movie I saw that had male nudity. It's been a very, very long time since I've seen it but there was this scene where this guy is completely naked running away from a car chasing him I think.







That boogie nights penis made me question the whole film.
They make such a big deal all movie about it being huge and then it's so normal looking when we see it at the end of the movie.



That boogie nights penis made me question the whole film.
They make such a big deal all movie about it being huge and then it's so normal looking when we see it at the end of the movie.
Do your friends carry around big fake d**ks?



Wanna Date? Got Any Money?

CLASSIC!

I love when they have the big carnival and the Nerds put the naked pictures of Betty in the bottom of the pies. And when Lewis steals the costume and tricks Betty into thinking he's Stan then they do the nasty in the Fun House.
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Smells mystical, doesn't it?

Movie: Bronson (2008)
Actor: Tom Hardy
[size=5][size=4]The movie that pretty much made this thread happen. Tom Hardy plays the real-life criminal Michael Peterson aka Charles Bronson, who is one of the most violent, deranged criminals in the history of Britain. And while going on his violent rampages, he usually strips down completely naked, doing very little to hide his nakedness.
Also a scene in Stuart a Life Backwards, see a lot of Hardy Jr.
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Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
What's the meaning of this?! I was already unzipping my pants!