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10-12-17
He works for Donald Trump.


What will comedians do in four years, after Trump (assuming we're still here)?
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10-12-17
They'll make fun of President Pence, before he decides to end the world.

Why is Frank Stallone?
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anything but Zombies & vampires
10-12-17
They would cure Cancer, bring World Peace, end Hunger for ever and 1/2 dozen other equally impossible things.

What would happen if Rambo met the Terminator



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That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
10-12-17
Because it would be terribly inappropriate to fiddle with other things.

What type of briefcase would make a good gift for an alligator?



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That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
10-12-17
Roger's older brother, Brer. Judge Doom was just a patsy.

Where did Donkey Kong get all those barrels from?



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10-12-17
He nicked them from a brewery, the brewery didn't mind though as they have plenty.

Why do people traditionally eat popcorn at the cinema?



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anything but Zombies & vampires
10-12-17
Throw Petrol on it, so it burns out much quicker.

My House has run away, does anyone know where it went?



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anything but Zombies & vampires
10-13-17
So the Flower will turn into Flour.

Why can't i think of a decent question?



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anything but Zombies & vampires
10-13-17
What, you never heard of a Aeroplane

Why can't Humans run as fast as a Cheetah

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