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Okay…pretend you and I are about to have cyber-sex:
SF: Hey, man. I’ve never had sex with a guy online before.
LS: I’m not gay.
SF: How do we do this? Do I just tell you what I want you to do with my thingy?
LS: I’m not gay, and we are not going to have cyber-sex.
SF: OK. I want you to pour hot tomato soup on it while screaming at me to quit hanging my nylons on the shower stall.
LS: I’m not gay.
SF: Next, I want to touch you on your back and twirl my fingers in your hairy shoulder blades.
LS: I’m not gay.
SF: Do you have any wax paper handy? I want you to wrap me up in it and use on iron on my scrotum.
LS: Listen, dude…I’m not gay!!!
SF: Oh yeah…oh yeah.
LS: *sigh*
SF: Oh yeah…Oh, baby! Oh…oh…oh…
SF: …
SF: …oh…oh…OH!!!
LS: You’re actually typing out your orgasm? I feel dirty.
SF: Huh? Slaytan? Is that you? I thought I was talking with my priest! (wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaa)
THE END