Mr Minio's Top 185 Films aka I bet you haven't seen it!

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Do you think that 12 years old watch what type of movies? I was watching everything when I was 12-13 years old and I liked extremely violent and sexual movies more at that time than I do now at the age of 24.

12 year old boys obviously do not watch stuff like Pixar movies, they think it's silly and "for children", they want blood, sex, over the top acting and explosions.
Not sure why this has turned into a discussion about what 12 year olds like because it's very clear that's not what I was talking about.

You said "It's a movie that's more adequate for 6th graders than adults". So, more adequate for children than adults. Not that 12 year olds would like it.

Of course they would like it!

Anyway, not going to continue too much. This comment sums up the issue here:

Dr. Strangelove is a profoundly cynical comedy that's self conscious of it's silliness and is an incredibly smart movie. Oldboy is a silly drama movie that is not conscious of it's silliness. That's a huge difference.
A silly movie you love = conscious of silliness and incredibly smart. Silly movie lots of other people love = silly drama not conscious of silliness.

I mean, did you see the octopus eating scene???



I agree with Guap completely here. When I was 10-13, I had trouble getting any of my friends to watch anything that wasn't X (18) rated (X as opposed to XXX, you understand) and, even as an 'enlightened' boy of that age, with a few favourite exceptions, you'd have done well to get me excited about seeing anything lower than AA (15) rated.
Yup, he's 100% right - on an issue that wasn't being discussed. 12 year olds would like Pulp Fiction too but that doesn't suddenly make it a kids movie



Not sure why this has turned into a discussion about what 12 year olds like because it's very clear that's not what I was talking about.

You said "It's a movie that's more adequate for 6th graders than adults". So, more adequate for children than adults. Not that 12 year olds would like it.

Of course they would like it!

Anyway, not going to continue too much. This comment sums up the issue here:


A silly movie you love = conscious of silliness and incredibly smart. Silly movie lots of other people love = silly drama not conscious of silliness.

I mean, did you see the octopus eating scene???
Apparently that was a real live Octopus



Interesting. It sounds like you're saying all violent, revenge-themed movies are made for 12-year-olds, not adults
That was not my intention. I don't think one could interpret that I said that there are some movies targeted for people under 18 that contain a lot of sex and violence, so they are rated R but the makers expect people under 18 to watch them. Of course, there are some R rated movies made for people over 18.

I don't want to discuss the movies, but I'm wondering if any of these 12-year-olds have any adult supervision, or if the whole world is like Pixote, Streetwise and Salaam Bombay!. I know where I taught, the boys discussed watching pornos and violent movies when they were younger (some said they were eight or nine) and they did that with older family members and friends, so it may be common, but I don't have to be happy about it or think it's "normal".
I also agree that children are too exposed to violence these days but that's a fact: I watched City of God when I was 13 in my school because the teacher showed that movie to us.



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People need to learn to respect other people and act like civilized human beings. I talk about movies not about their wives.
I don't have wife, so I have to strongly react when somebody says something about my favourite movie. xD

13 year olds love stuff like OldBoy, Saw, Battle Royale and Hostel.
Wow. Oldboy next to films like these is highly inappropriate. Battle Royale and Saw were good too (at least the first part for the latter), but Hostel was a pretty bad movie. I don't know why you underestimate Oldboy's story. It's much more complex than the plots in movies you listed. I haven't seen PMMM, but given its length it may tell much more complex and developed story due to its length, which doesn't change the fact that Oldboy is multi-layered and much more wise than you may except.

Dr. Strangelove is a profoundly cynical comedy that's self conscious of it's silliness and is an incredibly smart movie. Oldboy is a silly drama movie that is not conscious of it's silliness. That's a huge difference.
Oldboy's violent scenes derive from i.e. Tarantino among others and they are there not just for the sake, but are some kind of a counterbalance to psychological aspects of the plot such as Oedipus complex. They're completely deliberate.


As for my top I decided to write some longer anecdotes being just me mumbling about how I found such films and how I liked them etc. So, here we go:
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30. The Tree of Life


To begin with, this movie, unlike most of the films on this list, didn't become my instant favourite. I watched it shortly after its premiere and it left me cold. I liked its visuals, but couldn't get into the story. After a year I decided to watch it again. The second time around the visuals have stricken me more and the overall atmosphere of the movie made me jump on one leg screaming "MOAR MOAR MOAR!". Well, maybe it wasn't so graphic, but it was a hell of an experience, anyway. It's incredible what Lubezki did here. Cinematography from the other world. Malick as always uses a voice from out of the screen and tries to convert some ideas, but the interpretation is pretty much left to the viewers.

29. Trys dienos


I remember it like it was yesterday. Out of boredom I started watching my first Bartas film, A Casa. (watching boring film to fight boredom? witty) It starts off with Erbarme mich, a part of Bach's Matthäus Passion, then it features a long shot of some parrots flying around in dilapidated room. Some people appear and the atmosphere is quite surreal. Nobody talks. Later on some crazy folks dance around. It was an otherworldly experience. The next Bartas film I loved as much, but it's the second I loved even more. (loved more than love, so maybe worshipped is a right word, but I'm far from creating an altar in the name of Bartas). It's pretty much a minimalistic story of some folks walking around etc., but the atmosphere and the feelings I get from this film are the ones I rarely get from any movie. When the main protagonist began to cry I didn't know why did she cry, but I felt sympathy for her, I felt her depression. That's an overwhelming feeling. That's a masterpiece. I'm yet to see Bartas movie not being a masterpiece BTW. I've seen 3 so far and I regard all of them as masterpiece. You'll bash me for using this word too much, but I don't care. Masterpiece. Masterpiece. Masterpiece. TROLLOLOLO.

28. Diamonds of the Night


I don't remember the exact circumstances of me watching this film. It was probably this obscure Czechoslovak film I wanted to see, because there was somebody I had on my friends list on some movie site that had seen it and loved it. I wanted to figure out what's all the fuzz about, so I watched it and PUM! A masterpiece. It's as easy as that. You find an obscure movie and watch it and it's either good or bad, but sometimes it's BOOM SHAKALAKA a masterpiece. And it was a masterpiece, the best Czechoslovak I've ever seen. It's once again surreal as hell and I loved how it shows what would happen if some people had done something they didn't do and then gets back to the beginning of the situation and we aren't exactly sure what a character will do. It's really sad and has a great, wise ending that can be interpreted in many ways.

27. Dealer


Why the hell did I say Oslo August 31. is my favourite drug addiction movie. This is the one, of course, but you will call me an unreliable narrator now. Who cares, anyway, while we have a real Belatarrish masterpiece right here. I watched Fliegauf's Clone aka Womb before and loved it, so I watched this movie after and it turned out to be a hell of a film, a masterpiece (any synonyms for the word, really?). In its coldness and gloomines it greatly resembles the works of Hungarian genius Bela Tarr. It features really long takes and a situation that feels hopeless. The ambient score made by the director himself is a great supplement to the movie, as well. It makes the mood even darker and sinister, if it makes any sense, since it's been like that to the max before. There's no hope whatsoever, so just watch it in one rainy day.

26. About Nice


Since I posted my RYM review in the Movie Tab II not that long ago, I don't really now what more should I say about this Vigo film. I know! There are boobs in it! Go and watch it! LOL
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Apparently that was a real live Octopus
Yeah, wonder if we'll see Josh Brolin doing that in the remake ...

BTW, for anyone who is interested, the light & shade that is, to me, very obvious in Oldboy is quite common in Korean movies - and exists but is less obvious in other Asian movies.

To me it's very much an aspect of many Asian cultures. Their food is often a balance of flavours - salt and sugar, chilli & coconut, etc. Same with many Asian religions - everything in life is a balance.

In Park's movies there is always a balance between darkness and light. Kim Ki Duk is another - he made the stunningly beautiful Spring, Summer ... but is often criticised for his movies being too violent. The Isle again is a beautiful movie with an occasionally tender love story involving a mute girl - and then there is the genital mutilation scene ...

Movies from China, Hong Kong & Taiwan tend to have a lot of light and shade but it is depicted in a less extreme manner that in Korean movies.



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25. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover


Now that there's no doubt Greenaway has his own ideas and vision of art, it's hard not to say the movie is a mish-mash of Titus Andronicus and La Grande bouffe seasoned with some strong scenes of violence and the Spaghetti Western alike vengeance, creating a film one of its kind, breathtakingly beautiful in its form and appealing story-wise, efficiently acted and directed. Can't wait to see more Greenaway.

24. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring


The hardest decision I've made so far. It's fairly impossible to pick my favourite Kim Ki-duk film, but I finally decided to choose this one, be it only because it was the first movie made by him I've seen and it made me watch the others. It's a Buddhism-associated look at both the ever-changing world and the things that remain unchanged. I really think the truth given by this movie is universal, so it transcends the borders of Buddhism or any religion at all, creating sort of versatile meaning.

23. Blade Runner


This is the best example on how blockbusters should be made. The movie has thrilling action sequences, neo-noir atmosphere, Vangelis splendid score, Rutger Hauer's lifetime role and while being everything it is, it still asks us about our humanity.

22. As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty


Jonas Mekas watches the tapes he recorded and all these moments enliven once again. An incredible diary film, being basically 5 hours of home videos, shows us a happy family and makes us wonder about our own life. I wrote some sort of a review in Movie Tab II the other day, but I don't think I can find it.

21. Aguirre: The Wrath of God


Two madmen Herzog and Kinski team up to tell a story of manic madcap (perfect role for Kinski, isn't it?) and succeed on every level creating one of the most memorable movie experiences ever. There are movies that need some time to develop, but it's not the case with Aguirre. It starts off showing a group of people heading down the misty hill, which along with Popul Vuh soundtrack creates an unforgettable atmosphere. And all of this just at the beginning!



I don't have wife, so I have to strongly react when somebody says something about my favourite movie. xD
I see.

Wow. Oldboy next to films like these is highly inappropriate. Battle Royale and Saw were good too (at least the first part for the latter), but Hostel was a pretty bad movie. I don't know why you underestimate Oldboy's story. It's much more complex than the plots in movies you listed.
Yeah, Oldboy's plot is quite complex and I agree it's a better movie than the other 3 I have listed, but it's similar in the sense that these 4 movies were made for an young audience in mind. The 40-50-60 year olds weren't the ones for which these movies were made, they appeal more to people from 13-25 age bracket.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover is also another movie that I would consider more appropriate for an young audience than the 40-60 year old demographic. It's a very good movie though, I rate it as a 4/5 movie. Aguirre is a 5/5 movie, certainly a 1st rate classic.

which doesn't change the fact that Oldboy is multi-layered and much more wise than you may except.
I was hard on it earlier, I actually rate it as a
movie and it almost made my top 200. But it's like Kill Bill in being a movie that a 20 year old will probably enjoy more than a 50 year old. That also applies to many of my favorite movies.



I think that The Tree of Life is a great film too, although unfortunately is seems to be a movie people love to hate around here.

Blade Runner and Aguirre are great too, and I recently saw The Cook, the Thief, his Wife & her Lover and I agree it's a fantastic film



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I don't really thing the movies, besides animated ones and erotic/porn, are made for target audience only. Look at animation films even, some of them are for adults. The fact kids watch the stuff they shouldn't doesn't mean the stuff was made especially for them.



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20. The Fifth Seal


No, it's not a mistake. It's not Bergman's most known film, but Hungarian gem almost unknown to broader audience. It's all about moral choices. When one of the men tells the parable of a slave man, the others think what they would do if they were the slave. Later on they would face another moral decision, a lot more important than the one they've been thinking about before.

19. Salto


An incredible poetic film starring the most characteristic Polish actor Zbigniew Cybulski that can be interpreted in many ways. To me it's a story of a false prophet, but it's not your ordinary prophet that wants to fob people. It's something else and much more, but one has to see the movie to understand what I'm talking about.



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I'm still struggling to work out whether I've seen any of these films. Touche with your initial question Mr Minio. Have I seen any? Maybe not.
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I'm still struggling to work out whether I've seen any of these films. Touche with your initial question Mr Minio. Have I seen any? Maybe not.
You've seen Shutter Island and Drive haven't you? They were on the list early on So maybe 2



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18. Sans soleil


"The first image he told me about was of three children on a road in Iceland in 1965. He said that for him it was the image of happiness, and also that he had tried several times to link it to other images, but it never worked. He wrote me, 'One day I'll have to put it all alone at the beginning of a film, with a long piece of black leader. If they don't see happiness in the picture, at least they'll see the black.' "

17. Inland Empire


Link to my review/analysis/something I wrote after I've seen the movie: here.




Inland Empire is awesome, haven't seen Sans Soleil but I love La Jetee so I will watch it one day. I'll check out your post now, although I remember seeing it at the time.



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You've seen Shutter Island and Drive haven't you? They were on the list early on So maybe 2
I have seen 12, along with most of "The James Bond Franchise" and the first of "The Lethal Weapon Films", which I didn't like

Guess which Dan. Guess. It's not that hard



I have seen 12, along with most of "The James Bond Franchise" and the first of "The Lethal Weapon Films", which I didn't like

Guess which Dan. Guess. It's not that hard
So 10 other films? Hmmm maybe Se7en, Platoon, Inglourious Basterds, Star Wars, Lost In Translation, Schindler's List, 12 Angry Men, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Donnie Darko, Blade Runner and Inland Empire.

That's 11, so take out a few maybe and/or throw in another few I missed



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So 10 other films? Hmmm maybe Se7en, Platoon, Inglourious Basterds, Star Wars, Lost In Translation, Schindler's List, 12 Angry Men, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Donnie Darko, Blade Runner and Inland Empire.

That's 11, so take out a few maybe and/or throw in another few I missed
7/11 not bad actually.