Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Only when its a Full Moon and I'm a Weirwolf

.What would you get if you crossed a Weirwolf and a Kangaroo?

An angry Australian

What the heck was Eleanor Rigby’s problem?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Oh you mean Eleanor?
Her problem?
Armpit hair. She couldn't get rid of it. And she sweat. A lot.


Will you ever stop thinking about this and that?

Yes.

Whatever happened to laughter?

It heard this joke...

When is a bad time to buy a car?.. When you aren't at the car shop

..packed it's bag and left

Is Shia Labeouf famous?

Very

Why did Gerry & the Pacemakers take a ferry across the Mersey instead of taking the Staten Island Ferry?

Maybe because there wasn't a "working girl" in the group. If they d signed on Melanie Griffith, they coulda met Harrison Ford.

Did Petula go downtown on the Six Five Special?

Yes

What color is water?

whatever color the glass is that you pour it into.

Can you stand for something while sitting down?

Let me try it & get back to you

What the heck is a crossfire hurricane?

A criminally underrated tabletop game that came with a Bob Dylan 8-track.


What does Santa do when the reindeer have dysentery on Christmas Eve?

He leaves you a fertilizer invoice in your stocking.


If I can pick my friends, why can't I pick my friend's nose?

You can. But only a zombie can pick your brain.


What is Boxing Day?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

A secret day known only to Brits

Why does the President live in the White House & not the greenhouse?

He's still in denial about the Effect.

What's the smell of napalm in the evening?

Apocalyptic

Why did Bob Hope say to the troops in Vietnam If you guys are so smart, what the hell are you doing in Vietnam?

Because he s not funny. He s never been funny. He s as funny as a crutch. Take him AND his wife .....puhleeeeaaaseeee. Even this answer isn't funny b/c Bob Hope has never made me laugh ONCE - I know what funny is and it s not Bob Hope

What s all this fuss I hear about violins on television? 😄

Don't know, I can never hear them over the Trombones.

Why is the song called "Unchained Melody" ?

Because The Righteous Brothers were born free

Anyone else thought Sgt Pepper was a boring old geezer?

I always thought he was Neil Young' s old man.

While Peter is tryin not to pine , just exactly who is going out with Mrs. Brown 's lovely daughter now?