Ruin classic film titles with a stupid pun

Bark to the Future - Einstein can do that! (You can also embark on a time-trip, as a human)

Next:

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.


Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man: Into the Slider-Verse
- Peter Parker overdoses on White Castle hamburgers!


Next:
Interview With The Vampire

Interview With The Umpire: A Naked Gun Story


Up next: Vertigo

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Goethego - The German author's fear of heights gets in the way of him finishing his latest book.

On the Waterfront

On the Waterbed.



On the subject of my last one, I was hoping someone would say, Spider-Man: Into the SNYDER-Verse. Ew.


Legends of the Fall

Legends of The Fall Guy

Lee Majors great grandson carries on the tradition of Hollywood stunt work while battling evil AIs who threaten to make his job obsolete.


Double Indemnity

Double Yemeni
Those wacky pranksters Hanny and Bibi cause mayhem in the Middle East.


Strait-Jacket

Transgender-Shirt


Half a Loaf of Kung Fu

Half a Loaf of Bread
Jackie Chan can’t resist those carbs.

The Goodbye Girl

The Good Bay Girl

Next:

The Man in the Iron Mask

The Woman in The Steel Mask
Female fashion is getting out of hand.


The Ten Commandments

The Zen Commandments
- Siddhartha Gautama leads his people out of the bondage of earthly natures of mind, and spectacularly parts the Ganges!


Next:
It Came From Outer Space

The Unspecified Thing Originated From Outside Earth


The same movie but with a lot of nerdy words.


Come drink with me

Come **** With Me

Next Film:
Five Easy Pieces

One Hard Slice


What idiot puts metal on their goshdarn pizza??


Next film:
The Chinese Connection

The Chinese Confection - Jackie Chan's choclatier makes the most delicious candy imaginable and tries to prevent the triads from stealing the recipe.

It's a Wonderful Life

It's A Wonderful Lie


Life sucks until you fib.


Enter the Dragon

Enter the Flagon: A Viking struggles with alcoholism.

The Lady Vanishes

Hell AIDin' V nishes

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