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Does a bear crap in the woods if nobody's around to smell it?
Haha!! 😆 Sometimes when travellers (gypsies) set up camp on a field near an industrial estate in the next town it's certainly what they do! Bio Hazard cleaners have to go in kitted up like spacemen to clean up after them.
Yikes!



What's the mathematical equation you get when you divide 'David Lynch' with 'Michael Bay?'
David Bay

How do you count if you have no fingers?
How do you know you have no fingers if you can't count?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had opposable thumbs?



A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck had opposable thumbs

are slides dangerous?



Only if you put them in your hair like Brits do

Why isn't the sky green & the trees blue?
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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.



Because God's crayons ran out at the wrong moment.


Why is Stirchley Mr. Pink?
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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."



Because Jackie Brown put them there

Did Jules ever become like Cain in Kung Fu?
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“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!” ~ Rocky Balboa



Because they want to see their reflection

If I Fell in Love With You/Would You Promise to Be True?



because it's made in a Hollywood basement

How do I know this is real and you aren't a robot?