I just made mine. It's understated but classy. if anyone has anything else for me I'll hook you up with...kudos and/or appreciation, and maybe even rep even though I disavowed rep after the infamous removal of negative rep that still hurts whenever I think about it.
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."