Give half of it away to people who need it.
Buy a huge chunk of land. Buy tractors, bulldozers, backhoes, dump trucks, etc., then set about digging some big holes.
Very cathartic.
Build a house with no stairs. Just elevators and Batpoles. Maybe a gigantic sized pit, filled with colored balls, like they have at McDonalds. Then you have the option of going down the Batpole, or diving from the 2nd floor down to the 1st.
Hired someone to do nothing but empty the dishwasher.
Oh, and buy a banjo.
Buy a huge chunk of land. Buy tractors, bulldozers, backhoes, dump trucks, etc., then set about digging some big holes.
Very cathartic.
Build a house with no stairs. Just elevators and Batpoles. Maybe a gigantic sized pit, filled with colored balls, like they have at McDonalds. Then you have the option of going down the Batpole, or diving from the 2nd floor down to the 1st.
Hired someone to do nothing but empty the dishwasher.
Oh, and buy a banjo.
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"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer" ~ Comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer" ~ Comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
Last edited by quint; 01-07-12 at 06:45 PM.