Miss Vicky's Movie Commentaries

Pizza guy's dead now. Della almost got killed while Cal followed his "lead."

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You must watch this film, mainly cause I love it.

Now I've got Steve Martin having sex with Anne Heche playing in my head.

I would have been sad if Della died.

I wish I could say I was sorry, but I find that hilarious.

I'd have gotten over it. As long as Cal's still there.

Russell Crowe's so freaking hot. And I love his voice. I even like his singing and have seen him in concert.

its not a story, it's a case. And now you've got blood on your hands.

I want to know who she knew, who she blew, the color of her knickers.

I like his singing in Les Miserales surprisingly.

McAdams is so hot in this film, but she looks even better in The Lucky Ones.

Mirren is fricken hilarious in this, you gotta admit that.

Meh, McAdams is not hot. "Cute" maybe, but not hot.

She is, yes, but I still can't overlook Caligula.

It's a great system, isn't it? We pay to train these men and you get rich by killing them.

They're on a bed and Steve is on top. Anne's legs are spread and up in the air, practically over her head. She looks squished. Steve is pummeling away. He's gritting his teeth, looking strained, eyes squinting, forehead sweating. He's wearing a blue shirt and tie, but his pants are off. His underwear, which are white briefs, are down at his feet. He grunts and grunts as he stabs into her, quite forcibly. Anne, however, is smiling very weakly. Her eyes are looking to the side, away from Steve. She has sort of a Calista Flockhart expression. She's not really enjoying the sex, and yet she is -- she's enjoying being used. She's a dumpster for Steve's demanding emissions. In her mind, Anne is thinking about Ellen DeGeneres and other lesbians. Ellen's got her tongue out and she's feasting on Anne. This brings Anne to a small, PG-13, Movie Forums friendly orgasm.

It's a great system isn't it? We get to pay to train these men, and you get paid by killing them.

Too much, don't ruin a good film.

Yes, I'm still holding, 'cause that's what I do. That's what I like to do.

Della had to agree to go on not one but two dates with a sweaty guy named Vick.

Did Dominick give you my number?

I'm a special feature.