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Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons
(1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice
(with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work
(with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire
(as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard
(with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)



"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."



You should. Although, if you want, let me fix it for ya. Make it better.



If it needs it. I just thought I remembered it being kinda, I dunno.



Kinda, you dunno?

I'm not sure if I found that pic online or if I played the movie on my computer and then took a screenshot.



or

With Joaquin, it's harder to do 110x90 because the original pic is so long.
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D'aww.

I'll probably use this one first. I had totally forgotten about it until I googled "Joaquin Phoenix Clay Pigeons" just now.





Picture of Vince Vaughn's ass.

Didn't make a great avatar.
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I actually heard of a teenage girl who committed suicide because she believed Heaven was waiting for her and that she was going to be in a better place. She committed suicide just to go there. Like it was a vacation.
Of course. It makes perfect sense. That's why they made suicide a sin.

By the way, I watched Stakeout the other night for the first time. I really liked it.

I still need to watch Another Stakeout... but I can't believe Rosie O'Donnell's in it.
Another Stakeout is really bad. Normally I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but as it's you and it's the sequel, you'll probably end up liking it.

Have you ever seen Exit To Eden? It might be your kind of thing. It's worse than Another Stakeout.




I'm gonna buy this movie just for Vince Vaughn alone..
Honeykid, when he scans over this tomorrow, will not like that.
I think he meant Vince Vaughn. Can't stand him.
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Another Stakeout is really bad. Normally I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but as it's you and it's the sequel, you'll probably end up liking it.

Have you ever seen Exit To Eden? It might be your kind of thing. It's worse than Another Stakeout.

Exit to Eden? Um, yeah, I may have seen that movie.



I thought Stakeout was very good, but I'm worried about Another Stakeout. I mean, the two guys, Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez join forces with Rosie O'Donnell and her dog and pretend to be a family while working undercover? I'll watch it and see how it goes, but Rosie O'Donnell and a dog? Really?

And speaking of Exit to Eden, what's with Rosie's '90s obsession with playing cops? Is it a lesbian thing?
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