Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money

The Herculoids!



Shot with so much CGI that you won't know if you're watching monsters fighting or a camera caught on the bottom of an automobile at a NASCAR race!

In terms of good movies, think again.

Independence Day 3: Retribution

After making a mess of earth fighting off the alien invaders, Goldblum commands a fleet of captured alien fighters and launches an attack on the alien homeworld. The president is in command of a captured mothership, and uses the powerful alien weapons the destroy the alien cities. But there's a twist..it turns out Will Smith was an alien all along, and he tries to sabotage the human attack.

^^^^ That actually sounds like a plausible sequel nowadays

Why should I? We're talking about profitability here, not quality, so shifting the goalposts like that isn't going to work.

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Yeah drjones this is all about how profitable an awful movie is.

Will Smith



and Tommy Lee Jones



reuniting in

The Thing III



Directed by Steven Speilberg

The Thing III? Has there been a II yet?

Actually they had one in the 50s, then Carpenters remake in the 80s, then that p.o.s. prequel 10 years ago....oh the hell with it, 3 works

Jennifer Love Hewitt



and

50 Cent



Starring in a movie directed by M Night Shyamalan



The Great White Hope

Anything with Michael Bay.

Bad Boys III
(oops - somebody already beat me to it...)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502397/?ref_=nv_sr_1

How about Bad Boys IV?
(oops...)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4919268/?ref_=nv_sr_5

Oh well, a couple more movies that can play on TV 24/7 (yet they'll never play Bad Boys 1983!)

A Casablanca remake starring Jai Courtney and Amanda Seyfreid, written by Stephanie Myers and directed by Gary Marshall.

"Blown Away by Dorothy Gale" (an "adult" update of The Wizard of Oz)

Batman versus Spider Man.

Unless you hate superhero movies in general, you have to awful it up more than that.

Starring!

From the movie Twilight - Robert Pattinson as Batman



A casting choice to broaden the audience
From the movie Good Burger - Kel Mitchell as Spider-Man



Directed by Joel Schumacher

Sally Field is "Aunt May Parker," she's recruited by Michael Douglas (as Henry Pym) to don a new shrinking suit to become the new "Wasp."
But there's a mix up on a micro level and Aunt May get's Scott Lang's suit by mistake and becomes...
The Astonishing "Ant Aunt"!

(I stole that punchline from an old issue of "What If?" Picture please...)



But if that doesn't work there's always "Spider-Man: the Clone Saga"
starring:
Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker
Andrew Garfield as Ben Reilly
Tom Holland as Spider-Boy / Peter Ross
Nicholas Hammond as Uncle Ben
and special guest star: Morgan Freeman as "Easy Reader"

Batman versus Predator.

Spiderman versus Alien.

Avatar 2.

I win.

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