Uncoolest character names in history

OK, we had the best names in character history, how about the worst names? No intentionally crap names, like Focker or Latrine, mind.

I haven't seen 25th Hour, but oh come on, Naturelle Rivera????

__________________
Mr M Rides Again

MoFo Survivor - r3port3r66 wins!!!!!!

Dwayne Dibley (Kats alter-ego in Red Dwarf)...very dorky!!

Rocky Balboa (Rocky movies) - too try hard

Mina (of Dracula fame) - blah!

Marty McFly (Back to the Future) - too cutsey

__________________
"So you take me for what I am...a psychopathic, schizophrenic, serial-killing, femme fatale?"

I don't have the worst name yet, but i have the coolest/most creative character name in history: Garth Algar

~Sammi Algar <-yes that's my REAL name if you can beleive it!

What about Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) in a recent Bond film, The World Is Not Enough I think.

The only reason she was called that was for two really bad, and obvious, jokes that were made at the end of the film. Something about having christmas somewhere, ho hum. And my sides were splitting

__________________
Lex Luthor: "I'd question your integrity, but you're a journalist."

Cornelius.

I agree with all the ones already listed and would add:

Castor Troy and Pollux Troy - Face Off
Chilli Palmer - Get Shorty
Bud and Sissy - Urban Cowboy… (stupid names for an even stupider movie)

__________________

Rupert Pupkin, Robert DeNiro's character in The King of Comedy (1983)

But it's absolutely perfect, the filmic equivalent of J. Alfred Prufrock! Horrible name, though.

__________________
"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

Now im sure i will take some heat for this being my first post and all. But..

Snake Plissken from Escape from New York/L.A. Talk about trying to hard to get a badass name..

Another terrible moniker you'd be ashamed to name your kid, but it is just perfect for the character...


Elwood P. Dowd, Jimmy Stewart's character in Harvey (1950)

murasame kenji: c'mon what the hell kind of name is that for a frenchman?


shocking alberto: great villian, awesomely silly name.


sunny the magician: what a menacing name [actually shocking alberto's daughter, as you can see from the nifty hairdoo]


big fire: TOGETHER !
ALLEGIANCE OR DEATH,
BIG FIRE !!!
haha


cervantes the bedazzler: no comment.


fabulous fitzcarald: man what a snappy bad guy.


giant robo: crush them now, giant robo!



jonny sokko: hahahahahaha

Can anyone say... Kazaam?

Attachments

 

__________________
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
--Winston Churchill