Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote

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Well keep working on it! That was terrible!
Why don’t you start us off here.
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I seen a thread like this on the old IMDB discussion boards only it was humorous/colorful quotes from The Warriors (1979) and the thread was called 'Things NOT to say after having sex from...The Warriors.' The thread was hilarious!



Do instruments of torture count?
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Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



Do instruments of torture count?

That's one I haven't heard used yet, and it's now one of my favorites. I'll see your Band Geeks quote with:


Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.