What would Jesus Drive?

A couple of suggestions to get the ball rolling.

Triumph Roadster

The apostles would have to take turns cruisen in the trunk.



or better yet, a Triumph Fury


Water Python (with Ram Horn)




Some might suggest he'd roll with a green machine like a Prius or a tesla, but i disagree.

If its a green machine, its gotta be this bad boy:

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... and he would be grateful just to have a car too.

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Me.

CRAZY!

I change my mind...

Jesus would return to kick ass with these...

A Toyota Pious.


I'll get my coat.

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JayDee wins this thread.

i'm not entirely sure, but i believe this is a late model impala, maybe a malibu.




though really shouldnt this be on the rear deck? Although i suppose he could do some Hooper inspired driven :

This, because if he was alive today, he would support the gay rights movement 100% and might even turn gay himself.

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Take that Jay Dee

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Shameless appeal to Yoda time :



(Pittsburgh Pirates head of Scouting for Mexico is named Jesus)

Is the answer; Millions of people to their deaths?

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Well, it's a vehicle that escorts dead people to their next life.

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He would take people to church, where they would learn important lessons.

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Christ would obviously name his car "Christine" because it has "Christ" in it.

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Lets keep this light and fun and not descend into mean spiritedness folks.

That is not mean spirited! I honest to God and Jesus believe that he would do such a thing. Gay people are on a quest right now for rights like marriage and things. They are the kind of people whom Jesus would give support to. And he would probably be gay, too, in today's age. I ain't trying to be mean at all. I honestly see it happening. Jokingly, but it's not mean. Might be offensive and upsetting to religious people, but I don't care, that's how I see Jesus in 2013.

I wasnt referring to your posts, moreso this :