Some Random Jokes


A man who won the lottery goes to an interview on some local television and the journalist asks him some random questions.
Journalist : how old are you ?
Man : 54.
Journalist: since when do you play at the lottery ?
Man: more than 20 years by now.
Journalist: have you ever won before?
Man: No, never. This would be the first time.
Journalist: are you employed ?
Man: yes I am employed.
Journalist: Where are you working ?
Man: I work at the local factory.
Journalist: are you married ?
Man: but what does it matter ?
Journalist: just asking to see if you have a spouse.
Man: yes I am married.
Journalist: to a man ?
A man from the audience screaming : how can he be married to a man ? Have you ever heard someone to be married with man ?
Man : yes I've heard someone to be married with a man.
Journalist: who is that person ?
Man: my sister
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee...”
― Unknown

I just seen this on a computer board and thought it was funny.

A rabbit, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, “So, what'll ya have?”
“Oh, nothing for me,” replies the rabbit. “I'm only here because of autocorrect.

Ha! Good one.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."