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I decided the worst movie title of all time is "The rising"
And I looked it up on IMDB and there is one in development

Basically I hate films titles that begin with the word 'the' and there is some kind of weird trend to just add the word rising to everything

Hannibal Rising (2007),
Mercury Rising (1998),
Dark Rising (2007),
Favela Rising (2005),
Deep Rising (1998)
Blood Moon Rising (2009)
Dracula Rising (1993)
Venus Rising (1995)
Serpent Rising (2009)
Valhalla Rising (2009)
Black Moon Rising (1986)
Dark Water Rising (2006)
Dead Moon Rising (2007)

rise of the silver surfer
t3 : rise of the machines
rise of the planet of the apes
rise of the cobra
rise of the guardians
Carlito's Way: Rise to Power
Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj


And of course, there is also the stuff that is very similar just a synonym.

Jupiter Ascending.



rise of the planet of the apes
Pretty good movie !
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Okay, we're hating film titles not necessarily the movie, right?

No offense meant toward Spike Lee, but I hate a few of his titles like:
She Hate Me
He Got Game (which was a good film) The rest of his titles are alright.

There Must Be a Pony (1986) This was a TV-movie starring Elizabeth Taylor.
I've heard the story behind the title and it makes sense, but I don't care, I still hate the title.

Prêt-à-Porter: This may have a meaning, I don't know. If it does, then the joke's on me, but either way, I hate it.

Martha Marcy May Marlene: I've heard the film is good, with Elizabeth Olsen supposedly doing a great job in her role, but it seems the title was just a lot of alliteration.

Anyway, just a few.
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You should have titled your thread: Bad Movie Titles Rising. I always think of this movie when the subject of bad titles is brought up, because not only it is a stupid title, but the movie blows: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is indeed a bad title. Have not seen the movie but know about it. It's funny, just hearing that title for the first time, I thought, "Huh?" I know titles are not ordained to always give you a sense of what the movie is about but that title is a bit off-putting.



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I decided the worst movie title of all time is "The rising"
And I looked it up on IMDB and there is one in development

Basically I hate films titles that begin with the word 'the' and there is some kind of weird trend to just add the word rising to everything

Hannibal Rising (2007),
Mercury Rising (1998),
Dark Rising (2007),
Favela Rising (2005),
Deep Rising (1998)
Blood Moon Rising (2009)
Dracula Rising (1993)
Venus Rising (1995)
Serpent Rising (2009)
Valhalla Rising (2009)
Black Moon Rising (1986)
Dark Water Rising (2006)
Dead Moon Rising (2007)

rise of the silver surfer
t3 : rise of the machines
rise of the planet of the apes
rise of the cobra
rise of the guardians
Carlito's Way: Rise to Power
Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj


And of course, there is also the stuff that is very similar just a synonym.

Jupiter Ascending.
Sounds like they're trying to get a rise out of you.
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Woody Allen is a pedophille
Any Sequel that isn't just a number, for example:
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squekwal
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
2 Fast 2 Furious
Rocky Balboa
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Darkman 3: Die, Darkman, Die
Live Free Or Die Hard
I Still Remember What You Did Last Summer
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Highlander 2: The Quickening



Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is indeed a bad title. Have not seen the movie but know about it. It's funny, just hearing that title for the first time, I thought, "Huh?" I know titles are not ordained to always give you a sense of what the movie is about but that title is a bit off-putting.
Not a good movie, but that title intrigued me .



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"Highlander 2: The Quickening"
Cited as an exception to THE rule.




Any Sequel that isn't just a number, for example:
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squekwal
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
2 Fast 2 Furious
Rocky Balboa
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Darkman 3: Die, Darkman, Die
Live Free Or Die Hard
I Still Remember What You Did Last Summer
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Highlander 2: The Quickening
All sound like a joke.



Any Sequel that isn't just a number, for example:
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squekwal
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
2 Fast 2 Furious
Rocky Balboa
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Darkman 3: Die, Darkman, Die
Live Free Or Die Hard
I Still Remember What You Did Last Summer
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Highlander 2: The Quickening
So you're saying all the sequels to Dirty Harry are stupid titles? They instead should have been Dirty Harry 2, 3, etc.? How about the Star Wars movies? Does this apply to books as well?



To my mind, the most terrible movie titles are those which consist of a whole sentence, for example, 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' (though I have nothing against the film). Such titles sound so weird!



Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind. Ugly name for a good movie.
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Candidate for Worst title ever... "A Merry Friggin' Christmas" ...don't force me to read your title in an accent! I shouldn't have to play a character just to tell my wife what movie I rented!