Minions misled bed thread

I'd say

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Hey, I'm confused. Somebody changed something.

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You know ... because this thread was so clear till now.

Yeah sorry ya' caught me, but you have to admit it is more interesting my way.

It's at least a lot funnier to imagine.

I still can't find my bed. Oh it's not mislaid?

Ok then.

I'm still misleading my bed. It thinks I intend to sleep.

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There it is in that escorts motel room. I think her name was Cheryl Raven or something like that.

I once woke up in my own bed, problem was so did two other guys. I was fully dressed, but a bit bedraggled and hungover. The bright side is that when I got back home later in the day the guys were gone, I had no fruity peebles or milk left though.

I've slept several hours with my head on the toilet bowl rim and just on the toilet floor.

Passed out in a field before and woke up hiding from rain the under tarpauline (sp).

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i'm thinking this thread is a wee ridiculous

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ive woke up on a beach after a party... the house i was at was like.. 2 miles from the beach

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Wow that happened to me too, well it was like 1 mile away, but strangly close. I woke up under a condo that was under construction and the guys laying concrete with a crane bucket were throwing gravel at me. Oh the good ol days.

OK Minny I know you are in this pic somewhere, hopefully it is under the bed.

I miss Minion and his strange places of waking up.

wrong bed, wrong house, a beard you did not have when you went to sleep, and a black cat pawing at that beard. Strange.

I spent many nights hugging the toilet, when I was dating my now wife I was about 16-18, when we went out we used to crash back her's. Next to her bedroom was a small bathroom and ive woken up in there many a times lol Not only was it the fact I was asleep in there the other part of the story I find the funniest, Her mum used to go to the bathroom and push the door, as I was led behind it she would have to go down stairs to the other bathroom Fairplay for my now mother-in-law she never complained.

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I miss minion and his creepy little avie, not to mention his quirky bed.

If only I could go to sleep I might wake up in a strange bed.

Me too

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I miss the good ol days of waking up in strange places.

Lol!

I once attended a pool match only to find that there were already too many players. So I decided to have a few beers while watching everyone else play and show some support.

A few people dropped out beforehand though so it transpired that I could play afterall... by that time though, I was three sheets to the wind and lost all my matches.

Deciding to walk home in the rain I accidentally slipped on some wet grass and landed face down in the mud and rain and decided that, seeing as I was down, I may as well stay there using my cue case as a pillow.

Not sure how long I'd been there but I was awoken by a police officer...

... it was only then once waking up, that I realised that I'd actually crossed a busy motorway, slipped on the steep grassy embankment at the side of the motorway and had been there for about 10 minutes. The Highway Patrol CCTV Crew had reported it to the cops.

The cop thought it was funny though seeing as I was soaking wet and hungover/drunk. He gave me a lift home though, nice guy.

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