Johnny Depp: Future Porn Star

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Alright, someone confirm this for me:

My two friends were watching the news at 11 o'clock last night and it said that Johnny Depp was going into the adult film industry. Can anyone get a real confirmation for me on this? They seemed to beleive it, but I find it hard to do so. He has a wife and children- what kind of parent would do such a thing?
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That story sounds like total BS. But it would be pretty funny if it were true

But its not!
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Originally Posted by MovieMaker5087
Alright, someone confirm this for me:

My two friends were watching the news at 11 o'clock last night and it said that Johnny Depp was going into the adult film industry. Can anyone get a real confirmation for me on this? They seemed to beleive it, but I find it hard to do so. He has a wife and children- what kind of parent would do such a thing?
That's nothing.
I heard that Cate Blanchette is actually the former leader of a small native tribe in Belize and that "she" isn't actually a "her".

Get right on confirming that, why don't you?
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Originally Posted by SamsoniteDelilah
I heard that Cate Blanchette is actually the former leader of a small native tribe in Belize and that "she" isn't actually a "her".



Originally Posted by MovieMaker5087
My two friends were watching the news at 11 o'clock last night and it said that Johnny Depp was going into the adult film industry.
No way
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Gh.. why should he do? He's the most talented actor in hollywood along with Edward Norton.

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Well, there ARE news stories out there at the moment about Johnny Depp being "immortalized in concrete" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Perhaps you misread that as "immoralized"?



In a Theatre there isn't much you can do without becoming illegal, i don't know if porn on stage is admitted in America °_°



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It was just Johnny having a laugh. Have seen him interviewed in the past, claiming porn was the next step for him. He loves the fact they made a porno version of Edward Scissorhands called Edward Penishands, as well as Ed Wood.
Can't really see him branching into porn just yet, but with the diversity of his career to date, who knows!!!
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Rumors... don't believe everything you see see on tv, dear. I doubt that he'll be a porn star because he is so successful doing what he's doing right now.



Well I heard he can't get any women/men so he is doing this for sex.


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So being happily married with two kids means no sex!!!
Actually, now I come to think of it.......