What are you the Author of?

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Pretend that you’re an author (a writer) of books.

Especially non-fiction, autobiographical books, but you could include anything.

What would be the titles of your books?

Like, mine could be:

“I, Sexy Celebrity”
“Psychic Isaac’s Big Book of Prophecy”
“Dreaming with Dorothy Michaels”
“Sexy Celebrity’s Joke Book”
“From Sexy to Jase”
“Locked Up: Locking Yourself Out of the Internet”
“Procrastination for Dummies”
“How to Annoy Rodents and the Women Who Love Them”
“Jenga and Other Stupid Games You Can Play Online”
“Donald Trump: Unauthorized”
“Unzipping Jake Gyllenhaal”

What are some books you wrote?



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