What Would You Like to Do With...?

You'd have to fix it first

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Who said I was talking about the car? Just joshing you

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But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet, Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. W.B. Yeats

To continue:

What about Dr. Phil?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

Tell him to go live somewhere else...like mars...

Dr. House from House M.D.?

Take his lunch, since he constantly mooches from everyone else.

What about Marlon Brando?

Share his huge McDonald's order.

Macaulay Culkin?

Ask him to do that goofy face from the Home Alone movies.


Ethan Hawke

Slap him for leaving Uma Thurman. *I swear to God you'd have to prise me off with a crowbar*

What would you do with Billy Connolly?

Go on a bike road trip around the world

What would you do with Hitlers Scull?

Use it as a football... That or sell it for a fortune... Or start smoking again and use it as an ashtray. One of those three.

The Hound Of The Baskervilles?

Have it as a pet and set it on rouge delivery men

A Pot of Boiling Water

Watch it boil.

A deck of cards?

Play 52 card pick up with an old person

Ironing Board

Draw a face on it and call it Keira Knightley.

A dart board.

After I'm done molesting the Keira Knightley board, I'd put the dartboard on the wall and throw darts at it (assuming it comes with darts - I don't have my own).



Baking Powder?

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

Exsqueeze me? Oh, you're serious.

I guess I'd make some cupcakes... I'd need other ingredients, of course.

A strobe light.

Have a disco in my livingroom.

A Sponge

Give it to Travis Bickle

Bette Davis' preserved eyeballs in a jar (sorry it's late and I'm tired)

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Put it into an open jar of pickled onions.

A copy of the Koran.

read and learn about the reglion..

wondered what life was like on Sept. 12 nine years ago for the families?