Favorite Zucker scene or quote?

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Name your favorite scene or quote from a David or Jerry Zucker movie.


This one gets me every time:





Happy New Year from Philly!
Airplane

when Julie Hagarty uh...reinflates the autopilot



and the news stand

where one can purchase what is boldly displayed as "Whacking Off Material."
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Louise Vale first woman to play Jane Eyre in the flickers.




DeVito...nice . Man I miss that guy in movies these days.

A couple more.....

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
[Nordberg nods in agreement]

And:

Airplane!

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.



Here's a few more from Airplane.....

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows
and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the
head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never
happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

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Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than
riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.



My life isn't written very well.



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