Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

no they die pretty quickly

How many midgets could take down a dwarf?

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Do you know what a roller pigeon is, Barney? They climb high and fast, then roll over and fall just as fast toward the earth. There are shallow rollers and deep rollers. You can’t breed two deep rollers, or their young will roll all the way down, hit, and die. Officer Starling is a deep roller, Barney. We should hope one of her parents was not.

None. They're wussies. (But the little people are brutal!)


What would happen to a Viking that couldn't sing opera?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Best guess, violence.

How can I get the Beebs to come to my birthday party?

You can get the beebs to come to yoor birthday party anytime. I don't have beebs myself but I know many women worldwide who have nice beebs. Just google "woman with nice beebs contact".


You want something to happen: what is it?

I want people to answer stupid questions with stupid answers that somehow relate to the stupid question.


What is the best flavor of yellow snow?

Easy: it's the RIP flavor (the Rest In Pee flavor)/


What flavor are you?

horseradish

Do you put the Luxury tax, Income tax, and other penalty money under free parking when you play Monopoly?

Always

If I Fell in Love with You, Would You Promise to be True?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Well I ve been in love before and I m sure that love is more - than just inflamed glands. 😛

Will they take Euros when I ferry cross the Mersey?

Only if Gerry says so

Why didn’t Elvis sing about Arkansas Rain?

because your Mom

Why's it so dark out?

Because the night was made for lovers

Which Henry did the widow next door really fancy?

‘Enery the VIII, natch.

Where do the heebie-jeebies live?

Anywhere the saints go marchin ' in.

What stop do you get off at when you take the A train?

B


How many MoFos does it take to put up a Christmas tree?

One to do it and ten to review it.

Why did the Grinch steal home?

His pants were filled with foam.


I am fishing with my little brother. Do I need to let him up for air?

Why, is he a hippopotamus?

What was the fool doing on top of the hill?

Waiting for the darn turkey to defrost while the sun went down & the world spinned round.

How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

Ask Victoria.

What’s the deal with the man with the foolish grin?